The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[KJQ6945]

I know my **** are not visible.

That's because somebody stole your vagina.

 

[Sylvain]

I can read the "Freedom" but not the other side.

Come one!
What are the two things that come to your mind when you think "'merica!"????

Freedom and ...

 

[jagee]

Deep Fried Twinkies!!!

**** yeah!

 

[Sylvain]

That's because somebody stole your vagina.

Good thing it was just theft and not breaking and entering!

No entering my vj.

 

[jagee]

 

[Sylvain]

 

[jagee]

Well I'm out for the night, going to hang with the SIL and her BF.

Enjoy your VJ sylvain!

 

[chezuki]

I know what the sauce is...but WTH is the freaking berry???

There's no berry in it, or even such a thing as a "bronco berry". It's just a sweet/spicy dipping sauce.

Recipe:

3/4 cup water
1/3 cup sugar
1/4 cup corn syrup
3 tablespoons pectin
2 teaspoons cornstarch
1 teaspoon vinegar
1/4 teaspoon red food coloring
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
dash cayenne pepper
dash garlic powder
dash paprika
1/4 cup minced red bell pepper
1/2 teaspoon minced canned jalapeno peppers



1.Combine all the ingredients except the bell and minced jalapeno peppers in a small saucepan. Whisk well.

2. Set saucepan over medium/high heat, uncovered. Add peppers and bring mixture to a full boil, stirring often.

3. Reduce heat and simmer sauce for 5 to 7 minutes, or until thick. Remove from heat and let sauce sit for about 10 minutes. Stir and cover.

4. Use sauce when it reaches room temperature or cover and chill until needed.

Makes 1 cup.

 

[mom45]

Game dinner was good. Won $10 gift certificate to a wings place that we've never gone to. Left before all of the prizes were given, but nobody called to tell me I won a gun.

 

[Trigger Time]

Jagee will explain the cheating.
The clone wasn't fired since L&S 1. At 2 it wouldn't eject. Ordered a new bolt head, still no go. I'm going with when you peed on it you broke it.

I'll do you a favor and trade you an ak for it

 

[Trigger Time]

Thinking about selling my rock river dea AR rifle. Bought it at Elmorons many moons ago. Shot one mag in it

 

[KJQ6945]

I'll do you a favor and trade you an ak for it

How many?

A krink and a maadi?

 

[Sylvain]

Mom, TT.

 

[Trigger Time]

I need a back massage

 

[Trigger Time]

They keep closing down all the good spots

 

[Trigger Time]

Hey sylvain! You been working out?!

 

[KJQ6945]

Thinking about selling my rock river dea AR rifle. Bought it at Elmorons many moons ago. Shot one mag in it

Text me pics and a price, if it's cooler than Churchmouse's I'm in.

 

[mom45]

Mom, TT.

Hey sylvain! You been working out?!

I think it's the twinkies he's been eating.

 

[Trigger Time]

How many?

A krink and a maadi?

Ah no.
Krinks not paid off just yet. But that one alone is $3k plus $200 stamp and $75 dealer fees.

 

[KJQ6945]

HK is clean and ready for more steel!



Last place rocks, I want more!