The Official Status Update Thread - Part 104: Shaun of the Dead

[churchmouse]

Soccer moms were not out in full force. Some were easy on the eye, but dreadfully dumb. Walking through the middle of the drive aisle in the parking lot pushing a stroller with another kid walking beside her...she was digging in her purse with no idea I was 2' away from running in to her and her kids.

Its a new age of stupid out there my friend.

 

[db1959]

Would you mind if I brought the wedding party and some guests?

 

[jagee]

psychedelic?

Yeah, man...

 

[churchmouse]

I am caressing her beauty as we post!! I love the sound she makes when I pull back her slide!!

Dear Penthouse.......................

 

[churchmouse]

Would you mind if I brought the wedding party and some guests?

Open shoot

 

[churchmouse]

I already called dibs!

Ah yes.......about the old Fart comments........................

 

[jagee]

Where?

Brazil, IN. I think it was warthog who started the thread about it...I'll have to search and see if I can find it. Is search still down?

 

[db1959]

Open shoot

I don't know if they would want to be shot but who knows, there are some crazy bastards in that group.

 

[chezuki]

I already called dibs!

I'd already peed on it to mark my territory before you'd ever seen it!!


(but don't tell bunchanumbers)

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Slow down there stud, you're late to the party. I've got this one.

Like you need another toy to finger! Sheesh!

 

[jagee]

Ah yes.......about the old Fart comments........................

Hey, I had my running shoes last night, you could have had your moving target practice...

 

[churchmouse]

Where?

Brazil....It is in the scheduled events. Warthog sets it up every year. We went last year and enjoyed the day. Protech I think.

 

[jagee]

I'd already peed on it to mark my territory before you'd ever seen it!!


(but don't tell bunchanumbers)

Quoted so bunchofnumbers can see it!

 

[chezuki]

Brazil, IN. I think it was warthog who started the thread about it...I'll have to search and see if I can find it. Is search still down?

Hmm... If I recall correctly, he once threatened to punch me in the face.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I'd already peed on it to mark my territory before you'd ever seen it!!


(but don't tell bunchanumbers)

It's got Chez pee on it??? Ok, I'll give you $300 over what ya payed for it!!

 

[jagee]

Hmm... If I recall correctly, he once threatened to punch me in the face.

Sweet! If you go, I'm definitely in!!!

 

[db1959]

It's got Chez pee on it??? Ok, I'll give you $300 over what ya payed for it!!

You do realize you cant clean it or it would lose it's value, don't you?

 

[db1959]

9 more.

 

[jagee]

You do realize you cant clean it or it would lose it's value, don't you?

You're not supposed to clean them anyway. They are military grade!

 

[jagee]

9 more.

I'll step aside while you run for it...