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[Benny]

I pooped 4 times today. Those antibiotics are a pain in my azz.

Sounds like it!

 

[1032JBT]

I pooped 4 times today. Those antibiotics are a pain in my azz.

Litterally.............chaffing is a b***h



Flushable baby wipes are your friend

 

[Benny]

Ah Zook, you get second's, turd's, fourth's fifth's ect.... ect....
Luv you man! (Bud Light commercial flashback)

 

[EvilleDoug]

I think I have learned more about bowl movments on this site than any place else...ever.

What does that mean?

Everyone know their sh*t!!

 

[jclark]

Litterally.............chaffing is a b***h



Flushable baby wipes are your friend

Have them at home and on the work van.
Ever used porta-john toilet paper???
You give yourself the shocker!!!!!!!

 

[IndyBeerman]

My rep foo is strong. I'm out and haven't gotten a reach around.

Life's tough as a rep whore.

No reach around, but got ya that 3rd bacon to go along with that silver!

 

[1032JBT]

Have them at home and on the work van.
Ever used porta-john toilet paper???
You give yourself the shocker!!!!!!!

I carry baby wipes in my car..........ALWAYS. You just never know when your goin to make it or not.


And I don't use port-a-jons.............I would rather s**t myself

 

[Benny]

Have them at home and on the work van.
Ever used porta-john toilet paper???
You give yourself the shocker!!!!!!!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. I have to ask...

Where are the other two fingers going?

 

[jclark]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. I have to ask...

Where are the other two fingers going?

My balls??

 

[POC]

IBM - Different azz's samot vs. "whatever"357

 

[Bigum1969]

jclark has taught us all that is truly an art form.

 

[jclark]

I carry baby wipes in my car..........ALWAYS. You just never know when your goin to make it or not.


And I don't use port-a-jons.............I would rather s**t myself

The squad car? Where do you go?
Do you just use random restraunts and convience stores??

I just pull over and crap in a bucket. Cause I can.

 

[POC]

Glad you're feeling better jclark.

 

[1032JBT]

The squad car? Where do you go?
Do you just use random restraunts and convience stores??

If I have time to go to one of my "regular" spots.........if you work night shift long enough, you find which places have the clean bathrooms.


If I don't have the time to get to a regular spot.............well the world is my toilet after the sun goes down.

 

[jclark]

Glad you're feeling better jclark.

Thanks!!

 

[POC]

Know anything about electical boxes?

 

[Benny]

My balls??

Shew! Just making sure, since those fingers usually go, uh, in another place...

No offense, but I've seen a picture or two of you and you would have to be the ugliest GDamn woman I have ever seen in my life!

 

[EvilleDoug]

If I don't have the time to get to a regular spot.............well the world is my toilet after the sun goes down.

ewwwwwwwwww, i think it would be so funny to walk up on a cop squatting and taking dump, I think I would pass out from laughing so hard.

 

[1032JBT]

ewwwwwwwwww, i think it would be so funny to walk up on a cop squatting and taking dump, I think I would pass out from laughing so hard.

Well IF that were to ever occur, then it would be somewhere that someone couldn't just walk up on me. There are still PLENTY of dark un-inhabited area's around...........you just gotta know where to look

 

[IndyBeerman]

If I have time to go to one of my "regular" spots.........if you work night shift long enough, you find which places have the clean bathrooms.


If I don't have the time to get to a regular spot.............well the world is my toilet after the sun goes down.

See that guys, we got an admission of guilt to public indecency.
We didn't even need to thrown him down in a chair and put the bright light on him.

Shamey Shamey