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[Bigum1969]

I used to be able to do that. If I tried it now, I would BE pooping.

Every once in a while, I have to about half way through.

Let's just say the legs get a little closer together and it's instant sphincter puckeritis.

 

[Fireaxes]

Do any of you ever read outside of this thread?

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...anuary_indy_1500_ingo_license_contest_is.html

I saw it. In an attempt at personal betterment, I even entered the contest.

This "random number generator" thing sounds too sci-fi for me.

I figured all the mods would just stand around with their fingers behind their backs, then add up the total.

 

[Bigum1969]

When I go outside, I get in trouble.
There are scary people out there!

Post 3K for UM!

 

[Bigum1969]

Haters. They be everywhere.

 

[UncleMike]

Can anyone help me with my two month long cold?

If you don't stop running outside in this weather, you'll need an Undertaker to help you.

 

[Bigum1969]

My waist is officially 12 inches smaller than it was 20 months ago.

It's still large, but I no longer have to buy clothes from the tent section of the Cabelas catalog.

 

[Bigum1969]

If you don't stop running outside in this weather, you'll need an Undertaker to help you.

Perhaps.

But at least my blood pressure and cholesterol will be better when I die!

 

[UncleMike]

Post 3K for UM!

Whoosh!!!!
It snuck up on me!

 

[Fireaxes]

Can anyone help me with my two month long cold?

No, I've had mine since early December. Never goes completely away.

 

[UncleMike]

Perhaps.

But at least my blood pressure and cholesterol will be better when I die!

Well.....
I guest that's something to consider.

 

[esrice]

This "random number generator" thing sounds too sci-fi for me.

It's so easy its almost silly. RANDOM.ORG - True Random Number Service

I figured all the mods would just stand around with their fingers behind their backs, then add up the total.

We don't have 1500 fingers (or 150 Mods).

Then again, its like pulling teeth to get all the Mods together into one physical room. It happens about once a year. It actually happened twice in 2010.

 

[Bigum1969]

Tom Arnold isn't really that funny.

 

[Bigum1969]

Going to eat some Mexican food tonight.

 

[Bigum1969]

It's going to be a methane positive night in the Bigum household!

 

[Bigum1969]

Here's my thread seeking help with my snot problem...

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo..._a_snot_factory_for_2_months.html#post1606056

 

[Bigum1969]

Where did everyone go?

 

[Bigum1969]

It's too cold for everyone to be outside.

 

[Bigum1969]

I need a man purse.

 

[Bigum1969]

But who doesn't?

 

[Bigum1969]

Boo