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[SavageEagle]

Miss what?

Hell if I know. That's why I'm going to bed!

 

[IndyBeerman]

Are we like INGO's version of the boarder control now?

ATF-FBI-CIA-NSA all those 3 letter agencies you know that bring and spread fear now there's a new one in town:

IBP
INGO Board Patrol

 

[IndyBeerman]

Thanks guys, all of sound good, I am kinda partial to BE's remedy I wounder how often I should take one!!!

As often as you want, until you can no longer fit through a standard sized door frame, or your heart stops beating.

Yeah, I bet you could hear your arteries harden while you eat that!!!

Please refer to Hickman on advice for the best doctor.

Me personally right now I'm wanting a BBBBBBLBBBBBB sandwich, ya that's right a 12 strip'r bacon and lettuce sandwich.

Nothing like falling asleep from the pain killers at 9pm and waking up at 5am, maybe I'll get my bodies alarm clock rebooted back to normal hours.

 

[BloodEclipse]

ATF-FBI-CIA-NSA all those 3 letter agencies you know that bring and spread fear now there's a new on in town:

IBP
INGO Board Patrol

I like, I like.

Single word poster
Spammer
Whatever your malfunction we have the cure.

 

[IndyBeerman]

I like, I like.

Single word poster
Spammer
Whatever your MAJOR malfunction IS, we have the cure.

FTFY! hehe

 

[IndyBeerman]

Hey JC just found the greatest smiley that fit's your job!

Nothing like a old school flusher.

 

[HandK]

I like tech gadget stuff

It's like crack for nerds.

Present company included.

I just learned how to Burn CD's

 

[lawrra]

I just learned how to Burn CD's

I just activated it about 10 minutes ago.

 

[SavageEagle]

I just learned how to Burn CD's

I prefer to use them as targets instead. It's more fun to watch them shatter than to watch them melt... Then again I guess it depends on the method of making them melt too. Set them near a fire pit covered in gas while you shoot the gas can 4 feet away with a .223 starburst round... Now THAT would be the way to go!

 

[SavageEagle]

So anyway, I woke up this morning about 9am and the wife has cooked me Eggs and Bacon and the kids are coming up to me shaking me screaming....

WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BACONEEEE!!!!!!

I guess I'm going to have to chant that more often before I go to bed and it might happen more often!

 

[evansvillethompsongunner]

Just found this quote by Winston Churchill.

Talk about prophetic:

"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife, or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities. Thousands become the brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen; all know how to die; but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome."

 

[Bigum1969]

Evening PWs. I pimped my ride.

 

[mk2ja]

Evening PWs. I pimped my ride.

 

[Bigum1969]

Check out my thread in the break room.

 

[HandK]

Check out my thread in the break room.

I saw it!! Man that looks great Big!! love the Dubs!!

 

[Bigum1969]

I saw it!! Man that looks great Big!! love the Dubs!!

Dubs? What is that?

 

[mk2ja]

Check out my thread in the break room.

You mean this isn't your thread?? WTH...

 

[mk2ja]

PAGE PWNER

 

[Bigum1969]

PAGE PWNER

Bah stud.

 

[Benny]

Dubs? What is that?

What H&K has on his car; you've got dub deuces or twanky deuces.

The urban isn't strong in H&K, so take it easy on him.




(I found "twanky deuces on urban dictionary)