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[Whosyer]

OK, I need some expert advice, and was told that this was the place to ask. How does one become a post whore? Is there an apprenticeship program? Membership dues? What's the skinny on all that bling?

 

[Bigum1969]

I just chew on batteries...seems to help.

Add in some rubber cement and you'll be set!

 

[Bigum1969]

OK, I need some expert advice, and was told that this was the place to ask. How does one become a post whore? Is there an apprenticeship program? Membership dues? What's the skinny on all that bling?

First off, you can't be skinny and participate in this thread...

 

[HandK]

OK, I need some expert advice, and was told that this was the place to ask. How does one become a post whore? Is there an apprenticeship program? Membership dues? What's the skinny on all that bling?

You have to know the secret hand shake! The secret pass word!! and survive the week of hazing!! which could or could not include standing naked on top of a dog house with Christmas lights on in front of the Governors mansion!

 

[HandK]

I just chew on batteries...seems to help.

You been sniffin the nitrous bottles again haven't you!!

 

[Bigum1969]

You have to know the secret hand shake! The secret pass word!! and survive the week of hazing!! which could or could not include standing naked on top of a dog house with Christmas lights on in front of the Governors mansion!

Don't forget the bananas...

 

[HandK]

OK, I need some expert advice, and was told that this was the place to ask. How does one become a post whore? Is there an apprenticeship program? Membership dues? What's the skinny on all that bling?

Oh and you need to have over 7760 posts in one thread!!



Ok but we will give you time to accomplish this!! Like a Year!! that should do it!!


Welcome to the PW thread!!

 

[Whosyer]

I was in til ya got to the bananas part.

 

[HandK]

Don't forget the bananas...

Dang it!! I allways forget that!! Oh and he needs to bring Bacon for every one!

 

[Whosyer]

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[Whosyer]

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[Whosyer]

How am I doing?

 

[Whosyer]

7760 is a lot.

 

[HandK]

I was in til ya got to the bananas part.

But that is the best part!

 

[HandK]

How am I doing?

7760 is a lot.

Not bad! but you forgot to claim Pownage!! = fail! now go back to post 3 and claim that Pownage!!

 

[HandK]

7760 is a lot.

Yeah! thats the other thing you must give up any life that you now have and live in here!! but the rewards are great!! you get to meet some of the nicest people!!

 

[HandK]

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your going to do fine!!

 

[Bigum1969]

your going to do fine!!

I've got a tear in my eye... we've got some potential here, HandK!

 

[Whosyer]

Lunch break is over. Gotta do something constructive now. Thanks for the tips coach!

 

[HandK]

I've got a tear in my eye... we've got some potential here, HandK!

Yes there is promise in this one Big's!