The official status update thread - I

[Bigum1969]

The nekkid chick looks like she might get bit by a snake.

 

[Joe Williams]

Two .peanuts were walking down the street..........one was a salted.....

Thanks. Another joke I'll have to hear for the rest of my life LOL.

 

[HandK]

I'm watching some movie wear a guy is chasing a nekkid lady across the forest with a crossbow.

What channel!! not that I would watch that stuff!!

 

[Cru]

A duck walks into a gas station and the clerk says "sorry no large bills"

 

[sj kahr k40]

Joe made my sig line

I'll keep it till I find something better or I'm banned

 

[Joe Williams]

Two frogs sitting on a lilly pad. One says to the other "How deep is the water?" The other replies "Knee deep. Knee deep."

You have to say the knee deep part kind of like a frog croaking.

Another Cathy Classic.

 

[Cru]

Two frogs sitting on a lilly pad. One says to the other "How deep is the water?" The other replies "Knee deep. Knee deep."

You have to say the knee deep part kind of like a frog croaking.

Another Cathy Classic.

That one doesn't work for me.

 

[Joe Williams]

Joe made my sig line

I'll keep it till I find something better or I'm banned

I would rep you, but it's telling me I have to spread it around. It's been telling me that for almost everybody I've tried to rep tonight LOL.

 

[groovatron]

frog legs are delicious

 

[Joe Williams]

Cathy is saying it's starting to be bedtime, but I know she's lying. It can't be bed time.

She hasn't gone back and laid on my side of the bed for a while to warm it up. Maybe she is just lazy, and hoping I won't notice she hasn't done her chores.

 

[HandK]

A Crocodile walks into a bar and says barkeep give me a coke!! the barkeep looks at him and says we don't serve crocodiles in here!! so the croc gets mad and eats him all up but his "thing" the guy setting next to him asks why did you eat him all up but his "thing" ? and the croc says everybody knows things go better with Coke!!

 

[sj kahr k40]

I would rep you, but it's telling me I have to spread it around. It's been telling me that for almost everybody I've tried to rep tonight LOL.

My repper is broken too

 

[Bigum1969]

What channel!! not that I would watch that stuff!!

Showtime Beyond.

 

[groovatron]

night folks

 

[Bigum1969]

night groove!

 

[HandK]

Night Groov

 

[Joe Williams]

niters, gotta go warm up my side of the bed. But, I don't think it's fair.

 

[HandK]

Showtime Beyond.

Dang it! she found a T shirt!!

 

[HandK]

Night Joe!!

 

[Bigum1969]

Asparagus.