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[Bigum1969]

and turkey nuts at the fall fest.....you know you want em

I spoke to a friend of mine who is a TV reporter and she said they looked nasty.

 

[cornfused]

It was only a couple hundred bucks for all of it and it makes me(Kara and Xander love it too) happy...Why bother living if you don't make decisions here and there that give you enjoyment?

They're well worth it in relaxation alone!

 

[rmabrey]

ok... be back in a minute everyone

 

[Cru]

I've walked 3+ miles each day for the past 7 days. I think I need to take a week off and gorge myself on bacon and pizza and cotton candy and ice cream.

The trick is, (and this is serious, not a joke) pick ONE day and gorge yourself on whatever you want. Your body can't process all of it, so you end up... expelling most of it, and it satisfies your cravings.

Generally speaking you can do it once a week, or if you feel bad about that, every other week, and it won't affect you. (Unless of course you are diabetic or something, I'm not a doctor, so you know your issues more than me.

 

[rmabrey]

I spoke to a friend of mine who is a TV reporter and she said they looked nasty.

Couple of my friends tried them but there seems to be a conspiracy to hide what they taste like

 

[Bigum1969]

I DVR everything and FF through the commercials. I don't have to see tampons, feminine hygiene, catheter or just plain stupid stuff.

Did you know medicare will now pay for a new catheter every day?

Whew. You wouldn't want to get a **** tube too pissy.

 

[Cru]

I DVR everything and FF through the commercials. I don't have to see tampons, feminine hygiene, catheter or just plain stupid stuff.

you must be watching Lifetime network.

 

[ironjaw]

It was only a couple hundred bucks for all of it and it makes me(Kara and Xander love it too) happy...Why bother living if you don't make decisions here and there that give you enjoyment?

fair enough!

 

[Bigum1969]

Couple of my friends tried them but there seems to be a conspiracy to hide what they taste like

I bet they taste like balls. From a turkey.

 

[MrsGungho]

Did you know medicare will now pay for a new catheter every day?

Whew. You wouldn't want to get a **** tube too pissy.

thanks I wasn't aware of that. Since I can **** on my own without a tube though I think that was knowledge I could live without.

 

[kimmi]

I spoke to a friend of mine who is a TV reporter and she said they looked nasty.

That's not going to stop people from eating them though... I think sometimes people eat the new fair food just to say they did it.

Couple of my friends tried them but there seems to be a conspiracy to hide what they taste like

They'll taste like chicken! Everything tastes like chicken!

 

[rmabrey]

im outta here, still have 8 chapters to study, clean my apartment............and every gun I own is dirty to

 

[Bigum1969]

Who haven't I repped in a while wants to measure my reppage power?

 

[OneBadV8]

Did you know medicare will now pay for a new catheter every day?

Whew. You wouldn't want to get a **** tube too pissy.

And I thought they always said urine was sterile. So its not good to pee on your foot if stung by a jellyfish?

 

[MrsGungho]

Now I am out. Hopefully one of these days I will get my laptop fixed and I can spend more time here.

 

[Cru]

im outta here, still have 8 chapters to study, clean my apartment............and every gun I own is dirty to

you need a wife!

 

[cornfused]

Who haven't I repped in a while wants to measure my reppage power?

You've never repped me!

 

[cornfused]

16743

 

[Bigum1969]

im outta here, still have 8 chapters to study, clean my apartment............and every gun I own is dirty to

Don't you want to rep me first?

 

[rmabrey]

you need a wife!

HEY HEY HEY!!!! Watch what you say, you could jinx me