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[groovatron]

Yeah, Until you TAKE THEM OUT and then damn near cry shoving that baby back in there.

Yoink

 

[OneBadV8]

"Smells good"
"Smells like soap"
"I've never smelled that before"

Ha, idiots

 

[RelicHound]

The Excorsism of Emily Rose is a wierd movie.

Its a good movie to show at pre-schools.

 

[PatriotPride]

I'd rep you but I'm out Beat me to it!

Oh no...That's so what I got. It's HUGE and in the center of my nose rather than on a nostril. It's by all means...HOT.

AWESOME! That's what I like in a woman---a minimum of 5 pounds of jewelry on her face at all time. Hot hot hot

 

[Bigum1969]

YouTube - Bar of Ivory Soap In A Microwave

That is a soapgasm!

 

[RachelMarie]

Dirt Bag.

YouTube - Bar of Ivory Soap In A Microwave

What in the world? Why would someone even think to do that? And does it shrink back down when you take it out? (THAT sounded a little, WRONG)

 

[groovatron]

You all are giving me gold tonight......

 

[PatriotPride]

Dirt Bag.


What in the world? Why would someone even think to do that? And does it shrink back down when you take it out? (THAT sounded a little, WRONG)

You are on a roll tonight RM!

Also, if you like the bar of soap, wait until you see a mouse put in the microwave. Needless to say, it tends to ruin the interior.

 

[UncleMike]

Dirt Bag.


What in the world? Why would someone even think to do that? And does it shrink back down when you take it out? (THAT sounded a little, WRONG)

You don't remember???
I thought my memory was bad!!!!!

 

[PatriotPride]

You all are giving me gold tonight......

I'd rep you, but unfortunately I am out. I am accepting donations though

 

[RachelMarie]

The Excorsism of Emily Rose is a wierd movie.

Understatement.

Yoink

Nice signature. THAT my dear, was taken WAY out of context. What are you...Fox news?

I'd rep you but I'm out Beat me to it!



AWESOME! That's what I like in a woman---a minimum of 5 pounds of jewelry on her face at all time. Hot hot hot

It's amazing. Doug loves it. He hooks a dog lead to it and drags me around by my flipping nose. Yep. Good stuff.

 

[RelicHound]

Dirt Bag.


What in the world? Why would someone even think to do that? And does it shrink back down when you take it out? (THAT sounded a little, WRONG)

yeah usually takes a..oh the soap!
no it turns into a styrofoam type substance.
marshmallow peeps in the microwave are cool so are eggs,spoons and forks,small co2 cartridges,cats,gerbils,pickles,tacos,cans of soda..ok ok I keed I keed.
but the peeps are cool..they get big too!

 

[Cru]

Who said "Yoink" earlier? I want to rep that person.

 

[RachelMarie]

You are on a roll tonight RM!

Also, if you like the bar of soap, wait until you see a mouse put in the microwave. Needless to say, it tends to ruin the interior.

Every night, Baby. I'm on a roll EVERY NIGHT.

You don't remember???
I thought my memory was bad!!!!!

Wait! What?

 

[groovatron]

Understatement.
Nice signature. THAT my dear, was taken WAY out of context. What are you...Fox news?

I wish

It's amazing. Doug loves it. He hooks a dog lead to it and drags me around by my flipping nose. Yep. Good stuff.

Stop it I don't have enough room for more quotes......

 

[PatriotPride]

It's amazing. Doug loves it. He hooks a dog lead to it and drags me around by my flipping nose. Yep. Good stuff.

Sounds kinky. Kinky good I mean

 

[groovatron]

Who said "Yoink" earlier? I want to rep that person.

 

[PatriotPride]

Every night, Baby. I'm on a roll EVERY NIGHT.

This thread is full of win tonight. I can feel it.

 

[groovatron]

I'd rep you, but unfortunately I am out. I am accepting donations though

Sorry, repper is broke at the moment.....I'll put you on the list for tomorrow though

 

[RachelMarie]

Stop it I don't have enough room for more quotes......

Sounds kinky. Kinky good I mean

Almost ALL kinky is good.



Shut up. I said ALMOST.