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[Bigum1969]

I heard a god awful sound outside the front door.

Investigated.

Opened the door and my cat came in smoking a cigarette...

 

[jclark]

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

We have a winner folks...

I thought my "My Dog Just Farted" thread was the ost obscure I would see... This takes it..


Never in normal conversation have I ever heard....

"I think my cat just got laid"
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What did he win????

 

[Bigum1969]

What did he win????

Two freaking days in Cincy.

 

[Andre46996]

What did he win????

Crabs??

IDK I ain't sending him nothing.

 

[jclark]

I changed my sig.

 

[HandK]

It's just like a cat to rub it in too!! braggart!!.

 

[HandK]

I changed my sig.

 

[Bigum1969]

I changed my sig.

This is the highlight of my long *** week!

 

[jclark]

This is the highlight of my long *** week!

You need to get out more!!!!
We'll go out drinking sometime...

 

[Bigum1969]

You need to get out more!!!!
We'll go out drinking sometime...

 

[HandK]

This is the highlight of my long *** week!

You need to get out more!!!!
We'll go out drinking sometime...

Or hang with your cat more!!!

 

[Benny]

You need to get out more!!!!
We'll go out drinking sometime...

We all need to meet up on Franklin St. sometime.

 

[jclark]

We all need to meet up on Franklin St. sometime.

I was at Smitty's last night!!

 

[jclark]

My classified was closed.......I guess they don't mess around about the 24 hr. bump........it was only 22.
Oh well... I got rid of a rifle.

 

[Bigum1969]

My classified was closed.......I guess they don't mess around about the 24 hr. bump........it was only 22.
Oh well... I got rid of a rifle.

Didn't see it... What'd ya sell?

 

[jclark]

Didn't see it... What'd ya sell?

They didn't remove it.....just put it on pg 4.
I sold a Winchester 9422m.
Still have the 44 mag.

 

[Andre46996]

I am 3 points from my little crap colored splat soebody rep me dang it!!!

Positive rep jokers!!! I don't need that negative stuff.

 

[jclark]

I am 3 points from my little crap colored splat soebody rep me dang it!!!

Positive rep jokers!!! I don't need that negative stuff.

Somebody got ya......I am empty.

 

[Andre46996]

I got MOD rep I feel Special with a capital S!!!

Either that or they are messing with me before they ban me..

Thank You!! You know who you are.

 

[HandK]

I hit him and allmost got him there,