The official status update thread - I

[Lars]

Watermelon!!!!

 

[OAK]

How much sodium is in salt?

 

[RelicHound]

Seriously?

You haven't posted anything worth a damn either.

I know!

 

[Lars]

BACON!!!!

 

[MarkM]

I am worried about my girlfriends best friend. She finally kicked out her abusive husband and is thinking about divorce. But I'm telling you this guy is off his rocker. And she won't listen to me about getting a gun or something. Or even self defense classes. How do I get it through her head that this guy is dangerous?

 

[Lars]

How much sodium is in salt?

All of it.

 

[jclark]

Are all the mods making their rep look dorkish now??

 

[Bigum1969]

Do you know how hard it is to shower without washing your feet??
Effen hard.

Sponge bath from sclark?

 

[RelicHound]

How much sodium is in salt?

Not very much. there is more LSD in salt then anything.

 

[sj kahr k40]

Is this disabled rep the new thing the uncool kids are doing?

 

[Bigum1969]

Are all the mods making their rep look dorkish now??

It makes them extra cool.

 

[Lars]

Are all the mods making their rep look dorkish now??

Wash your mouth out with soap!

 

[jclark]

Duct tape and garbage bags

Nope. I sat in the tub with my feet sticking over the edge.

 

[Benny]

I am worried about my girlfriends best friend. She finally kicked out her abusive husband and is thinking about divorce. But I'm telling you this guy is off his rocker. And she won't listen to me about getting a gun or something. Or even self defense classes. How do I get it through her head that this guy is dangerous?

She will either accept advice or she won't. If she doesn't want help, move along; you've done everything you can.

 

[jclark]

Not very much. there is more LSD in salt then anything.

I ate too much LSD when I was younger.
That's what's wrong with me.

 

[Lars]

"I call it my Greatest Pukes Album, I got Elvis, Jimi Hendricks, Janis Joplin, Mama Cass, all people that asphyxiated on their own vomit. You can't buy this in stores man."

 

[Benny]

Is this disabled rep the new thing the uncool kids are doing?

Non-mods can't do it...Scutter started it and now Lars decided to follow.

Monkey see, monkey do.

 

[sj kahr k40]

I am worried about my girlfriends best friend. She finally kicked out her abusive husband and is thinking about divorce. But I'm telling you this guy is off his rocker. And she won't listen to me about getting a gun or something. Or even self defense classes. How do I get it through her head that this guy is dangerous?

She will either accept advice or she won't. If she doesn't want help, move along; you've done everything you can.

+1 what Zooka said

And a PAGE OWNAGE

 

[jclark]

Wash your mouth out with soap!

Wash your rep out with soap!!

 

[Lars]

potato