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[HandK]

good looking gun Handk.........now make us all sad by telling how much you didn't pat for it

All she wanted was $200.00 for it!! I told it was worth more than that and I could just sell it for her, she wanted someone that would like the gun for who use to own it, Kinda keep it in his memory!!

 

[HandK]

What's up? I went to the doctor. My foot is fubar. I have to go see a footoligist
or something.
Then I installed a water heater and a tub/shower valve.
I need mo' ammo money!

Did he even give you a clue as to what might be wrong?

 

[jclark]

What happened to your foot?

I guess I have a horrible case of CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!!








No, seriously. I have a huge arsed bunion. It's pushing my left big toe towards the other toes. It hurts like hell.

 

[EvilleDoug]

that's a nice story HandK. I'm guessing it's someone you know from way back huh?

 

[EvilleDoug]

I would hate to see a case of camel toe that bad that would require a specialist

 

[HandK]

I guess I have a horrible case of CAMEL TOE!!!!!!!!!!








No, seriously. I have a huge arsed bunion. It's pushing my left big toe towards the other toes. It hurts like hell.

 

[Bigum1969]

Can we still paste photos?

Is that against the new rules?

 

[IndyBeerman]

I've got some minor gas issues... mostly little poppers.

But, they pack some punch.

I wish I could muster something longer than a popper. I could bring the walls down.

Your dog would run and hide in the pool to get away from the stink, your pimp cat would hang out at his biotch's pad till it stopped smelling, the little ones would start crying, the wife would not give you the come hither look tonight and your oldest boy would be falling down laughing so hard all while saying "That was so great dad, do it again!"

 

[HandK]

that's a nice story HandK. I'm guessing it's someone you know from way back huh?

I just barely knew him!! he was the Under Sheriff way back when, but my chief new him well and she brought the gun to chief but he was not interested in it, hence thats when he called me in sense I am the resident gun guru!!

 

[HandK]

Can we still paste photos?

Is that against the new rules?

Photos are OK because we are just putting up a link to where the photo is hosted!!

 

[EvilleDoug]

well fellers. I guess it's time for me to go waller around in the bed for a while.

Good night everyone, sleep well and stay safe out there.

Le Doug

 

[Bigum1969]

well fellers. I guess it's time for me to go waller around in the bed for a while.

Is that fancy talk for getting laid?

 

[HandK]

I've got some minor gas issues... mostly little poppers.

But, they pack some punch.

I wish I could muster something longer than a popper. I could bring the walls down.

We need some Butt Stick ups!! we can call them butt ups!! Or stinkums!!

 

[EvilleDoug]

30 minutes ago I get a message saying to much rep given in the past 24 hours. just checked and it was back on. Now I hand out two reps and it tells me again too much reps given

 

[HandK]

well fellers. I guess it's time for me to go waller around in the bed for a while.

Good night everyone, sleep well and stay safe out there.

Le Doug

Is that fancy talk for getting laid?

I think thats code talk for I need my pull ups!!

 

[EvilleDoug]

Is that fancy talk for getting laid?

nope...just I'm going to bed....didn't mean to confuse you Bigum. I'll start using little words when you're here

 

[HandK]

Oh my gosh Time warp has Cheerleaders on right now!!!!

 

[rmabrey]

Is that fancy talk for getting laid?

if it is im pretty jealous

 

[jclark]

Gary, you still up?

 

[jclark]

Why did JBusch get the hammmer??