The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[RedneckReject]

Your little ones are cute as they can be.

Yeah and it sucks. They hypnotize you with their cuteness and get away with murder!

 

[Birds Away]

Yeah and it sucks. They hypnotize you with their cuteness and get away with murder!

Yeah, I know it would take about two seconds for them to have me wrapped around their little fingers.

 

[RedneckReject]

Yeah, I know it would take about two seconds for them to have me wrapped around their little fingers.

Especially the little one. "Mommy can I have a cookie? Pleasey pleeeeeease..."

Works every damn time

 

[Birds Away]

Yeah, she could probably talk me out of the keys to the car. I'm a sucker for cute.

 

[RedneckReject]

She probably WILL talk me out of the car keys at some point

 

[Birds Away]

My daughter is very happy to have two boys. She says she will only have about a third of the drama this way.

 

[RedneckReject]

Yeah but with boys you have to worry about the penis fascination. They play with it CONSTANTLY!! I swear to you I have literally had to say "Stop wrapping your penis around your fork!" before

 

[chezuki]

 

[Birds Away]

Yeah but with boys you have to worry about the penis fascination. They play with it CONSTANTLY!! I swear to you I have literally had to say "Stop wrapping your penis around your fork!" before

You're just jealous that you can't play with yours at the table. . My ex-wife used to ask me why my teenage son took such long showers, really?

 

[Birds Away]

Um, nite Chez.

 

[chezuki]

Stop wrapping your penis around your fork

Think that would earn me an infraction in my sig line?

 

[RedneckReject]

You're just jealous that you can't play with yours at the table. . My ex-wife used to ask me why my teenage son took such long showers, really?

Teenage boys take more showers than ANYONE!!! Doesn't bother me so much unless he leaves his "tools" in the bathroom. Like the time I found a bottle of Lubriderm and a lighter on the side of the bahttub. The Lubriderm I get....what the hell was he doing with the lighter??????

 

[Birds Away]

Think that would earn me an infraction in my sig line?

Just the man keeping you down.

 

[RedneckReject]

Think that would earn me an infraction in my sig line?

I don't know. All I know is that, looking back on it, it's very awkward that I had to say that. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Little boys are fascinated by it

 

[Birds Away]

Teenage boys take more showers than ANYONE!!! Doesn't bother me so much unless he leaves his "tools" in the bathroom. Like the time I found a bottle of Lubriderm and a lighter on the side of the bahttub. The Lubriderm I get....what the hell was he doing with the lighter??????

I really tried not to ask. A lighter might have tweaked my curiosity a bit though.

 

[Birds Away]

I don't know. All I know is that, looking back on it, it's very awkward that I had to say that. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Little boys are fascinated by it

The fascination never ends. It's just at a certain point you would much rather have someone else playing with it.

 

[RedneckReject]

I really tried not to ask. A lighter might have tweaked my curiosity a bit though.

It did!!! I wanted to ask him but I didn't want to embarrass him about it. I was just kind of puzzled

 

[Birds Away]

It did!!! I wanted to ask him but I didn't want to embarrass him about it. I was just kind of puzzled

Well, unless he had a phattie in there to set the mood.

 

[RedneckReject]

Well, unless he had a phattie in there to set the mood.

THAT I would have smelled! Nope. Can't figure it out. I just tossed him the lotion and said "Really?". He slunk back to his room all embarrassed so I didn't bring up the lighter thing

 

[Birds Away]

Me ex had no qualms about embarrassing the hell out of him. Used to really **** me off.