The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[Birds Away]

Well, better get off of here and hit the shower. Got the range bag packed with 200 rounds and my newly upgraded pistola. Range days are the best days.

 

[RedneckReject]

Ok so if midget strippers clean gutters I want some. And goats. I definitely need to borrow some goats

 

[Trigger Time]

Really? They clean gutters?

I heard a pitter patter on the roof one night and they next morning the gutters were clean. All I saw in the dew were small foot prints with what looked to be a tail drag mark between them. Midgets don't have tails I said out loud. And then I thought DING! They're so low to the ground their snausages were dragging. And then I knew who had done it. NUDE

 

[RedneckReject]

Well, better get off of here and hit the shower. Got the range bag packed with 200 rounds and my newly upgraded pistola. Range days are the best days.

Awesome! Enjoy yourself!

 

[Birds Away]

Ok so if midget strippers clean gutters I want some. And goats. I definitely need to borrow some goats

Wow, give him a few days to get used to working again. Don't go for the goats yet! kinky ass horseys.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Enjoy the day BA!

 

[Trigger Time]

See ya BA! Have fun

 

[RedneckReject]

Wow, give him a few days to get used to working again. Don't go for the goats yet! kinky ass horseys.

Goats will eat weeds. I can get my gutters cleaned and the weeds out of my yard at the same time

 

[Trigger Time]

Goats will horn you right in the talkywacker! You have to watch out for them

 

[Trigger Time]

I just watched a sad movie

 

[RedneckReject]

Goats will horn you right in the talkywacker! You have to watch out for them

I don't have a tallywhacker. And not all goats have horns

 

[RedneckReject]

I just watched a sad movie

What did you watch? Not that it matters. I cry at every movie. Every time I watch Top Gun I cry like a baby because Goose dies. I know he does. He has every other time I watched it too....but I still cry

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

 

[db1959]

Fainting goats?


Morning all

 

[MrsGungho]

so tired

can't wake up

somebody shoot me

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Mornin' db & MrsG!

No I won't shoot you MrsG. WAKE UP!

 

[Birds Away]

 

[MrsGungho]

thanks gman.. I really don't want shot anyway

a little more sleep would be nice though

 

[MrsGungho]

morning ba

db

gman

how's the guys this morning?!

 

[db1959]

so tired

can't wake up

somebody shoot me

Shoot you with a water gun?