I don't understand what the issue is.
Tell me you don't have a wife and kids... if you do have them, I am seriously in need of a different career path!!!
My fear is... if I ever sell my rental, that I am going to wind up in serious trouble with my better half...
And I didn't even try the kriss (no .45). But those 9mm SBR's are kinda sweet (having shot a few on NFA day)