The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[Sylvain]

Maybe I can just put velcro on my wallet to add a Merican patch.

 

[Sylvain]

I got one with a chain on it, cause it makes me look bad ass!! And cause I'll lose it if I don't have a chain on it. But mostly cause it's bad ass!!

I want one to look bad ass.

 

[Sylvain]

I have a chain like that for my keys.I guess it's a bit badass too.
Great weapon too.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I have a chain like that for my keys.I guess it's a bit badass too.
Great weapon too.

Yes! True bad ass accessories are both fashionable and deadly!! It's like look at my bad ass key chain, doesn't it look bad ass, while I choke you with it!!!!!!

 

[aaron580]

Done loading a whopping 85 rounds of 300blk. Thought I had more brass than that...guess not. Oh well.

 

[Sylvain]

Yes! True bad ass accessories are both fashionable and deadly!! It's like look at my bad ass key chain, doesn't it look bad ass, while I choke you with it!!!!!!

Yes!
You can wave it around and hit people with your keys, keychaine knife and small multitool too.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Yes!
You can wave it around and hit people with your keys, keychaine knife and small multitool too.

You should teach American bad ass! Sylvain Professor of American Bad Assness!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Done loading a whopping 85 rounds of 300blk. Thought I had more brass than that...guess not. Oh well.

Howdy Aaron!!

 

[Sylvain]

You should teach American bad ass! Sylvain Professor of American Bad Assness!

Not sure if I would be credible with my accent and fancy mustache.

 

[aaron580]

Howdy Aaron!!

Hello SD....

i need more renington 220gr sub 300blk. I LOVE THEM! To expensive though...

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Not sure if I would be credible with my accent and fancy mustache.

Haven't you heard? Accents and fancy mustaches are Bad Ass!!!!

 

[Sylvain]

Haven't you heard? Accents and fancy mustaches are Bad Ass!!!!

Yeah me!

 

[Sylvain]

Well I gotta call it a night.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Well I gotta call it a night.

Good night Bad Ass Sylvain with his keychain of death!!

 

[Trigger Time]

I need a Wallet chain made of earlobes

 

[Trigger Time]

Squirrel earlobes

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Earlobe chains are also Bad Ass!! Especially from squirrels!

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I would like a winter coat made from scalps!! And boots made from the palm skin of 21 year old Virgins!! Cause it would be soft and smell like hand lotion!!

 

[chezuki]

Hey Chezuki, have you gone to an Appleseed before?

Don't know if you're still here, but yes, I've shot an Appleseed.

 

[RedneckReject]

I need a Wallet chain made of earlobes

Squirrel earlobes

Dude.....wtf???