The Official Status Update Thead: Part 99 - Fight Club

[db1959]

oh yeah, I got it beat

lady comes to the register and was standing off to the side, asked a question, glanced up told her yes mam and went back to what I was doing. She comes back with her purchases and she has skin tight shorter than daisy duke shorts on. She was pretty tall, so her "junk" was level with the counter. She wasn't a she and her junk was clearly printing.

I almost threw up in my mouth

You win...not sure what you win though.

 

[Trigger Time]

oh yeah, I got it beat

lady comes to the register and was standing off to the side, asked a question, glanced up told her yes mam and went back to what I was doing. She comes back with her purchases and she has skin tight shorter than daisy duke shorts on. She was pretty tall, so her "junk" was level with the counter. She wasn't a she and her junk was clearly printing.

I almost threw up in my mouth

Instant vomit in my mouth. I just picture a hairy ball popping out to play

 

[db1959]

If it's past 9 then it's close to bedtime. Exciting life I live.

 

[db1959]

Instant vomit in my mouth. I just picture a hairy ball popping out to play

I'm sure if heshe went to all that trouble to "gal" it out then shehe shaved

 

[chocktaw2]

Hello Mrs.G, that is ................

 

[MrsGungho]

won the most disgusting story of the day award?

 

[aaron580]

Holy s#!T, my 300blk cases wont chamber all the way. I am right down to the recommended length to. ARGH!!!

 

[chocktaw2]

If it's past 9 then it's close to bedtime. Exciting life I live.

I'm with ya there!

 

[MrsGungho]

I'm sure if heshe went to all that trouble to "gal" it out then shehe shaved

it did a good job of looking nice, other than those shorts. and I didn't look close enough to see if it shaved

 

[db1959]

won the most disgusting story of the day award?

of the year!

 

[chocktaw2]

won the most disgusting story of the day award?

 

[db1959]

it did a good job of looking nice, other than those shorts. and I didn't look close enough to see if it shaved

Normaly I would have done a "pics or it didn't happen" thing but not in this case.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Gooooood evening INGO!!!

 

[chocktaw2]

Holy s#!T, my 300blk cases wont chamber all the way. I am right down to the recommended length to. ARGH!!!

Perhaps a lady needs to look at that.

 

[db1959]

Evening Sam. Make sure you read MrsG's story!

 

[MrsGungho]

Normaly I would have done a "pics or it didn't happen" thing but not in this case.

I'm sure I could get it off the video surveillance.

 

[chocktaw2]

Good evening Sam!

 

[db1959]

Perhaps a lady needs to look at that.

the one MrsG saw?

 

[db1959]

I'm sure I could get it off the video surveillance.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[churchmouse]

Holy s#!T, my 300blk cases wont chamber all the way. I am right down to the recommended length to. ARGH!!!

Take a big bore brush and some solvent, clean the chamber vigorously. It is a new barrel and it may have some crap in it. I have seen this before.