The "I'm Leaving Because ___________" Thread

[digitalmonster]

the people here are sheeple, just a different herder

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

I'm leaving INGO becasue I sold all my firearms and bought a really nice wool blanket. Now I'm off to go graze in a field.

 

[VN Vet]

I am not leaving. However, I am pleased to see you are leaving.

Where ever you may go please take Feinstein and Hillary.

 

[churchmouse]

I am not leaving. However, I am pleased to see you are leaving.

Where ever you may go please take Feinstein and Hillary.

With those names mentioned I may be staying if it keeps them at bay....

 

[JimmyR]

I'm leaving because bartman relapsed and ate all my bacon.
Thanks loudpedal

 

[Joe G]

Since I'm new, I'll have to come back to this thread later after I have a reason to leave.

 

[slowG]

I'm leaving because I spend to much time here.

 

[Bennettjh]

I had to leave the classifieds. Not because of behavior though... I guess this fits in this thread.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I'm leaving because these muscle relaxers for my bulging cervical disk make me WAY loopy.

 

[Mackey]

I'm leaving because no one has recently told me how awesome I am.

[I actually think this is the most common reason anyone leaves]

 

[gungirl65]

I'm leaving because no one has recently told me how awesome I am.

[I actually think this is the most common reason anyone leaves]

Oh fine, here. Satisfied now?

For the rest of you needing to be awesome tonight, you can share this with Mackey.

 

[RedneckReject]

I'm leaving because you guys keep reviving old threads that I don't care about anymore.

Oh and also because Mackey isn't awesome.

 

[femurphy77]

I'm leaving because you guys keep reviving old threads that I don't care about anymore.

Oh and also because Mackey isn't awesome.

Yeah but he's not nearly as not awesome as you're not awesome!

 

[chezuki]

I'm leaving because these muscle relaxers for my bulging cervix make me WAY loopy.

This is what I read the first 3 times...

I'm very glad I gave it a fourth attempt. Going to bed now, too sleepy for INGO.

 

[CathyInBlue]

O_O

 

[Wysko]

I'm Leaving Because, Im Too........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

..............................................For This Fourm.

 

[mcolford]

I'm Leaving Because, Im Too........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk

..............................................For This Fourm.

I'm leaving, and you need Negative Rep!

 

[churchmouse]

I thought we all left the last time this thread came through here. Hhhmmmm

 

[JetGirl]

I am leaving because I can't get my hair right, and it's embarrassing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVuSvZOqXM

 

[Longhair]

I'm leaving because I've been a member here for over two years and still don't have the fifty post required to buy from the classifieds.