The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 15th Edition: Be more like Coleman.

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

Wait for it...

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[BeDome]

I'm not thinking of spiders.
I see this gal and think she might lose a few pounds and then check back.

But then, I can be an insufferable old b*st*rd at times.

 

[MCgrease08]

Wait for it...

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Wow, Everytime. Even when you know how it's supposed to look, my brain does the same thing when I scroll back to it.

 

[patience0830]

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Migratory hair follicles.

 

[BeDome]

I'm not thinking of spiders.
I see this gal and think she might lose a few pounds and then check back.

But then, I can be an insufferable old b*st*rd at times.


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At least someone got it.

:manly, long bearded sigh:

 

[BeDome]

Give it a moment, if you need.

 

[JCSR]

Since it is that season I'll re-post this one for you.

 

[spencer rifle]

Now why didn't I think of that?

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DENNY ALERT:
Only male mosquitoes eat sugar (actually flower nectar).
It's the females that are out for blood. Let that be a lesson to you.

DENNY Part 2:
Females use the blood protein to make eggs. They find you by:
1. Motion
2. Body heat
3. Carbon dioxide
4. Skin secretions
So if you stop moving, go to ambient temperature, and stop breathing, she'll never find you.

 

[JCSR]

DENNY ALERT:
Only male mosquitoes eat sugar (actually flower nectar).
It's the females that are out for blood. Let that be a lesson to you.

DENNY Part 2:
Females use the blood protein to make eggs. They find you by:
1. Motion
2. Body heat
3. Carbon dioxide
4. Skin secretions
So if you stop moving, go to ambient temperature, and stop breathing, she'll never find you.

You can go now.....

 

[BeDome]

You can go now.....

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Come on, now.
I still enjoy 3rd grade biology things, don't you?
Took me until half way to 4th grade to work out how you get to ambient temperature.
Ambient was in the dictionary, but how do you get there?

I start with books, but I'm still a do things for myself learner.
No stories here. Nothing to see.

 

[Mikey1911]

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This must be “inside the Tastee-Freeze”.

 

[BeDome]

Migratory hair follicles.

Sounds illegal.
How are the borders?

 

[BeDome]

... and can they exchange or share ammo?

 

[BeDome]

I wonder if we should start a "Would you hit that?" thread, but with food.