The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 15th Edition: Be more like Coleman.

[OneBadV8]

You need to get some different mugs……

I just borrowed the pic

 

[actaeon277]

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As long as she doesn't ask to see the video

 

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[red_zr24x4]

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We use a couple of different flagging companies at work, with a couple of women that I wouldn't mind seeing in that

 

[daddyusmaximus]

 

[Alamo]

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My grandparents had one of those, and yes, I got to use it.

 

[Alamo]

Hey, you guys in the navy are lucky you aren’t just hanging your ass over the side of the ship. Especially you bubbleheads.

 

[actaeon277]

Hey, you guys in the navy are lucky you aren’t just hanging your ass over the side of the ship. Especially you bubbleheads.

That would be uncomfortable

 

[patience0830]

Hey, you guys in the navy are lucky you aren’t just hanging your ass over the side of the ship. Especially you bubbleheads.

Fighter jockeys just hold it 'til they get home, right?

 

[Alamo]

Fighter jockeys just hold it 'til they get home, right?

If they're lucky. I gotta story. brb.

 

[Alamo]

i’d put this in the “Oh ****!” thread if we had one

 

[Alamo]

Fighter jockeys just hold it 'til they get home, right?

If they're lucky. I gotta story. brb.

They can wear a piddle pack, or even a diaper. Mostly it seems like they try to watch what and how much they eat.

Front of mine that graduated from IU AFROTC with me became an A-10 pilot. We had warned him previously that he should go into heavies because he had to poop every 15 minutes, but no he hasti be a fighter pilot.

So he is on his way from CONUS to Spain with a three or four ship of A-10s and the tanker. he’s wearing Tshirt and skivvies, longjohns, flight suit, Gsuit, survival suit, lifevest, parachute harness, and seatbelt on top of all that. He’s just off the East Coast of the US and it’s time to refuel, and he has to drop a deuce really badly. He realizes he’ll never be able to hold it during refueling, just too much concentration required.

So he has a choice of either turning back to the US and landing to take a dump or… just let it go and fly all the way to Spain with it. He goes for Number 2.

He said the worst part was it began soaking into his T-shirt and could feel it climbing upward.

He gets to Spain and taxies to his parking spot. Crew chief is on the ladder just outside the cockpit when canopy opens. Crewchief yells “WHEW!” and jumps back on the ground. So not gonna be a secret. Crew chief tells him to not worry about it, usually happens to somebody on ocean-crossings.

 

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