The funny pic thread

[tuoder]

 

[photoshooter]

My facebook status this morning upon seeing the white stuff in Indy again:

Today only: Special Sale... UN-assembled Snowmen (and women) - located on my driveway. Two for one special and they're FREE. Come get the parts, and you, too, can enjoy an army of snow goons in your own yard! Just remove the snowmen (and women) parts from the drive in front of my house and these wonderful (or ugly based on your tastes) creatures are yours to build!

 

[SmileDocHill]

 

[SmileDocHill]

 

[Security122]

 

[tuoder]

 

[printcraft]

I decided to travel to the island of misfit toys this year to
get some Christmas gifts for my kids.

I found some great stuff....... Actually better than the originals!!

Darth Vader needed some work after the Death Star was blown up
so he got a job as a CHiP officer.
Ponch and John watch the freak out!

He's better than super he's "SPECIAL" man!!!

Half Robert - Half Cop - - - It's ROBERT COP!

James Spader bit this teenager and transformed him into the Amazing Spader Man!!!



These cost much, much more than "other" toys but I believe they are well worth it.

 

[grimor]

I just wanted to reply to this so it shows up again.... Mmmmm lol

 

[slackerisme]

 

[indyk]

with a little help from Photo CS

Like this? I altered and used it for my wifes B-day party invites.

 

[Ogre]

 

[revsaxon]

Cant hurt the golf game....

 

[printcraft]

Cant hurt the golf game....

Yeah, but you will have a wicked slice.

 

[SavageEagle]

I got slapped by two of the five women in this house for telling this joke. The other 3 asked me what that meant, but I just said they'd learn that one day.

 

[spainy79]

That earned rep!

 

[hornadylnl]

And only in a fairytale is this possible.

 

[Bill of Rights]

I always heard a woman's place is in the house.

and in the Senate.

(Is she still standing behind me?)

 

[KDUBCR250]

 

[tuoder]

I'm taking this video down due to NSFW language.

 

[tuoder]

Scavenged from the interwebs:

Seems an old guy makes a rolling stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got." Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?" "Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of....?" "Not a d*mned thing..."