"...the neighbors all frowned on the Smith family, who brought their car home, played with it until the novelty wore off, and tied it to a tree to be forgotten in the back yard. Mrs.Jones says the neighborhood kids would take pity on the neglected car and sneak into the yard with pie tins full of STP. A spokesperson from SPCA (Stationary & Present Cars of America) says the family has been notified that a carport shelter needs to be built or the vehicle will be seized. PETA (People for the Eventual Transportation of America) declined comment about their plans to become involved."