The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[sharkey]

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Thanks a lot Kirk, I'm Having cataract surgury on Wednesday.

I don't think there's much stabbing involved in that. Isn't it more "zapping" nowadays?

 

[Ericpwp]

They're too close!

 

[Ericpwp]

[video=youtube;sxJFjO4Skgo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJFjO4Skgo[/video]

 

[2A_Tom]

Actually two incisions, and then they chip out the lens and replace it

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Actually two incisions, and then they chip out the lens and replace it

Hello, fellow eye surgery club member.

I had ALK done on my port side to replace a cornea that took some glass. You'll be fine and right as rain in no time!

 

[sharkey]

Actually two incisions, and then they chip out the lens and replace it

Oof. Hope it goes better than my grandmother's. Expired anesthetic, didn't realize it until she was telling them it hurt past the point of no return.

 

[Doug]

Oof. Hope it goes better than my grandmother's. Expired anesthetic, didn't realize it until she was telling them it hurt past the point of no return.

Hope she had a good attorney who got her a good settlement.

 

[Nazgul]

I woke up during a colonoscopy once............

Don

 

[jamil]

I woke up during a colonoscopy once............

Don

the way they used to sedate it you were sort of awake the whole time.

 

[HoughMade]

Hope she had a good attorney who got her a good settlement.

Anesthesia awareness is not necessarily the result of negligence. In fact, it seldom is.

 

[actaeon277]

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[2A_Tom]

Anesthesia awareness is not necessarily the result of negligence. In fact, it seldom is.

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They told me I would be aware and able to respond.

 

[actaeon277]

Man. those darn embedded words. I almost need a censor to check my pictures and be able to text me.

 

[2A_Tom]

Agaaiinn?

I am realllly gonna miss you when you get banned.

 

[actaeon277]

Agaaiinn?

I am realllly gonna miss you when you get banned.

Maybe you should be my censor.
I got a few PMs warning me (thanks everyone). But that doesn't help when I'm logged off.

Then I tell myself to look over each picture better. And I do. For a few days or weeks.
Good thing I logged on in time to get the messages.
One time that a migraine worked out in my favor. I was going to work on the American Legion newsletter, but decided that wasn't happening with my migraine. So I logged on.

 

[Ericpwp]

How's your eye doing? Can we blame that?

 

[actaeon277]

How's your eye doing? Can we blame that?

It's still blind in the top half.
No, I don't think that the mods would accept that excuse.

 

[jbombelli]

It's still blind in the top half.
No, I don't think that the mods would accept that excuse.

Can you blame Russian hackers for sneaking bad words into the pictures you post?

 

[actaeon277]

Can you blame Russian hackers for sneaking bad words into the pictures you post?

That might work.
Of course, if I'm banned, it's hard to tell my excuse to the mods.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

That might work.
Of course, if I'm banned, it's hard to tell my excuse to the mods.

I can't imagine you being banned for honest mistakes.

However... the warnings might just get louder and heavier :P