Well, I drink constantly, and while I give an 'A' for creativity, that contraption looks overly complicated. Just grab that bottle of Jack and down it like a baller.
Now see? Southern Baptists must be way more committed to their fire-n-brimstone. In summer Missippi heat, they're still out there each week changing the message. Well, until the one church got an electronic sign. I was surprised no one hacked it. Then I remembered where I was.