The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[rhino]

She seems like a very nice girl. Probably did well on the SAT and does lots of volunteer work for worthy charities.

 

[jamil]

Not all heroes wear capes.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Good dog!

 

[indiucky]

 

[spencer rifle]

Well, TB MOM would be about as bad (or worse, depending.)

 

[HoughMade]

 

[printcraft]

"What's your hurry?"

 

[printcraft]

This poor guy looks really tired...



[video=youtube;52Zo-P8Y8XA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Zo-P8Y8XA[/video]

 

[Hop]

^ that actually happened to my car once. Some dude got T boned and didn't have his spare tire secured. His trunk popped open and that spare traveled a good 200 yards and smashed into my drivers door. I was inside the store when they paged for the owner of...

 

[HoughMade]

 

[printcraft]

 

[HoughMade]

I like to think that I would have noticed.

 

[bacon#1]

So I make homemade dog treats for my 2 puppies. Quality treats are stupid expensive. I make these pumpkin, peanut butter, cinnamon, with coconut oil treats ridiculously cheap and they last forever. Anyway boring stuff aside. Baby boy relentlessly insisted on having one tonight. OK fine, let's do this.

First bite.

Evaluation of texture.

Incoming flavor profile.

Processing.

Dad!!!!!!!!!!

Dad, you will have to sleep sometime.

In all fairness I warned him.

 

[spencer rifle]

"...the burned hand teaches best. After that advice about fire goes to the heart." - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

 

[printcraft]

"...the burned hand teaches best. After that advice about fire goes to the heart." - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

My daughter thought she was going to be cute and steal a piece of my fried fish.
The fish hit the plate from the pan JUST before she came downstairs.
Smiles and laughing turning to tears as soon as she bit into it.

She also stole my pineapple chunks right after having her tonsils out. I tried to tell her both times it was a bad idea...

 

[2A_Tom]

My oldest would not stay away from the lamp plug.

Tap on hand, NO!
A little harder, NO!
Harder, NO!
Much harder, NO!
I'm gonna go to jail, ​NO!

Didn't catch her this time, she never touched it again.

 

[sharkey]

My oldest would not stay away from the lamp plug.

Tap on hand, NO!
A little harder, NO!
Harder, NO!
Much harder, NO!
I'm gonna go to jail, ​NO!

Didn't catch her this time, she never touched it again.

Can't afford forks in your house?

 

[2A_Tom]

Can't afford forks in your house?

Trying to figure that out, but...

 

[patience0830]

Trying to figure that out, but...

There's a picture around here somewhere.