The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 8

[shootersix]

this just in, California has announced background checks on all bagels, and a 10 blueberry limit per bagel, also California will in act a 24 hour "cooling off" period to make sure bagels aren't purchased in "haste" before a rational decision can be made...are you really that hungry? do you really need gluten in your diet?

 

[actaeon277]

this just in, California has announced background checks on all bagels, and a 10 blueberry limit per bagel, also California will in act a 24 hour "cooling off" period to make sure bagels aren't purchased in "haste" before a rational decision can be made...are you really that hungry? do you really need gluten in your diet?

Oh, i really need to steal that and FB it.
Maybe someone can make a meme.

 

[jamil]

Dude's obviously crossing franchises and THE COPS ARE RIGHT THERE, letting him get away with it.

 

[actaeon277]

Dude's obviously crossing franchises and THE COPS ARE RIGHT THERE, letting him get away with it.

View Profile: jedi - INGunOwners

 

[HoughMade]

Zionist...or something.

 

[nipprdog]

View Profile: jedi - INGunOwners

You're in trouble now.

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[Jerchap2]

Okay. we're giving out "zero" rep for crying out loud. How the **** do you spread around zero? Hmm? C'mon, if we're not going to get the rep points back, at least take off the requirement to spread zero around.

The point of spreading the rep around is to keep people from gaming the system. When there are no points, there is no system to game.

 

[Jerchap2]

 

[actaeon277]

You're in trouble now.

Nothing new. I live in trouble, at least at work.

 

[Tanfodude]

 

[Bigtanker]

Guess I'm missing the funny...

 

[Tanfodude]

The guy next to Max Michel (who broke a new world record for plate rack shoot @ 2.05sec) looks like a wax statue.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[jamil]

Yes. Be certain that polar bears aren't frolicing on the ice before venturing out to skate.

 

[DriverAndrew]

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[Old Prof]

[video=youtube;C6r4y53Uts8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6r4y53Uts8[/video]

I used to cross the Hudson using the Tappan Zee Bridge. I dodged plastic trashcans, 4x4 timbers, bales of hay, and most terrifying, concrete blocks that came off a vehicle going the other way and bounced over onto my side of the road. Traffic was going 60+ in both directions, so I was probably initially closing at 100+ mph. I saw multiple cars on my commute entirely engulfed in flame. Spent two+ hours going home one day after a truck went over the side of the bridge, dodging an idiot car driver, leaving a gaping hole in the guard rail, killing the truck driver and closing the southbound lane. My first week of work, a transvestite stock broker had been arrested for killing his lover. He somehow overpowered his lawyer and escaped custody. It took almost three hours to get home that day -- NY State troopers were every exit and the toll booths examining cars looking for him, and they weren't sure if it was a man or a woman they were looking for. Driving down the NJ Turnpike going to Newark Airport, the southbound lanes were completely closed because a police pursuit ended in a shootout at a toll plaza. Driving in the NYC/NJ area can be crazy. The sad thing is that I actually got used to this and kind of thought that's what life is like.

 

[funeralweb]