He! He! Rhino's afraid of a little weiner dog!
Not just ANY weiner. Rhino's afraid of Chuck Norris' weiner.
I would be too, I don't swing that way.
I'd have lots of splaining to do to SWMBO if I ended up in a cast like that poor girl.
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I'd have lots of splaining to do to SWMBO if I ended up in a body cast like that poor girl in the picture above.