Genesis 1:1-5 New International Version (NIV)
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. [SUP]2 [/SUP]Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.[SUP]3 [/SUP]And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. [SUP]4 [/SUP]God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. [SUP]5 [/SUP]God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
A day is not measured by light and dark, but rather the time it takes the earth to rotate.
Now we have the privilege to discuss religion politely, enter the religious discussion NAZI's.
I floated the idea of a "Religious Funny Pictures Thread"... I think it could be done tastefully, there's plenty of humor to be had involved with Religion (and anti-religion)... but too many people choose to take offense to it instead of just chuckle and move along.
Not everything has to be so serious... It's one of those topics that both religious and non-religious get pissed when you try to have a laugh at their group's expense.
It's one of those topics that both religious and non-religious get pissed when you try to [STRIKE]have a laugh[/STRIKE] present a false meme at their group's expense.
According to the Bible, God created light on Day 1. There was morning and there was evening.
Yes, the actual sun and the heavenly bodies were created on Day 4. Not sure what you say in return to "check mate" but yeah, Check Check mate.
A day is not measured by light and dark, but rather the time it takes the earth to rotate.
Pudly said:FTFY
Please - Not the elephant butt tent again.