The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 5

[JetGirl]

Seen that picture before. Never heard it tied to "blonde", though.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Seen that picture before. Never heard it tied to "blonde", though.

Here's a true life example from my niece. She lost her cell phone so she posted on her FaceBook page if anyone found it to call or text her. Not kidding. One of her friends tried to help by telling her if he called her then her phone would ring, but he would be holding it. She responded - not kidding - don't call me on my phone dummy, call me on your phone.

That's when my son chimed in and told her to stop telling people they are related.

 

[JetGirl]

Yeah, that cell phone bit has a couple different punch lines.
The "how did you know where to find me?" and the one about tripping over the cord.

 

[findingZzero]

 

[JetGirl]

findingZzero, you've posted in the wrong thread.
That belongs in the terrifying pic thread.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Apparently a town in southern california is voting on an ordinance to make bullying illegal. They're all big stupid butts.

 

[eldirector]

If you bully a bully into not being a bully, are you not a bully yourself?

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

If you bully a bully into not being a bully, are you not a bully yourself?

K-age 25 if you can believe it: California city aims to fight bullying by criminalizing it

Can't wait to see the follow up story - cops at a kindergarten cuffing 5-year olds - nice. "You called him a poo-poo head?"..."...and then you retaliated with meanie stinky?"...

 

[Gluemanz28]

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

Holy crap! Is that Dr. House?!

 

[findingZzero]

findingZzero, you've posted in the wrong thread.
That belongs in the terrifying pic thread.

My favorite Gary Larsen cartoon.. I believe he was an entymologist before he got into cartoons. I was in a Disney store at Disneyworld browsing and almost fell over laughing. That's when I was escorted out. Never recovered my sailor's cap, or corn cob pipe.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

 

[pudly]

Holy crap! Is that Dr. House?!

Yes. He had a side-business as contract hit man before the leg problem.

 

[Gluemanz28]

This is how you get dressed when your alarm didn't go off and you are late for an appointment.

 

[nate724]

if someone asks for a picture of the gun, do not do this!

 

[Tanfodude]

 

[mkgr22]

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[Gluemanz28]

Boys will be boys.

It probably went something like this "I triple dog dare you to stick your head through that chair"

His friends gasp for air as the the darer blew right past the "Double Dog Dare" going straight to the "Triple Dog Dare" No boy alive can resist a "Triple Dog Dare" if front on the dudes.

 

[JetGirl]