The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 5

[Tanfodude]

What? It's showing all for me. I did save them now and used INGO as the host. It loads up on my phone too.

 

[Tanfodude]

K check it now. Better?

 

[AngryRooster]

Yep, working now.

 

[Bill of Rights]

K check it now. Better?

Yep.

 

[AllenM]

 

[msmeek12]

LOL poor baby just wants to sleep...

 

[actaeon277]

LOL poor baby just wants to sleep...

or... string on the fingers.

 

[nipprdog]

View attachment 37552

 

[patience0830]

This is just wrong.

 

[AllenM]

 

[Jerchap2]

Cannabalism.

 

[AllenM]

 

[actaeon277]

A coworker has stuff on his motorcycle wired to a central location and labeled...
Sensors - radar detector
Shuttle Bay - garage door opener
Ok, those are the only two I can remember. But he has more.
He also wired his car for Christmas lights, on the hood and roof.

 

[findingZzero]

Today's English Lesson
"Complete" or "Finished"?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was asked to make that very distinction.
The question by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: "Some say there is no difference between 'complete' and 'finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand."
Mr. Balgobin's response: "When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'"
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

 

[Dale1320]

Today's English Lesson
"Complete" or "Finished"?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was asked to make that very distinction.
The question by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: "Some say there is no difference between 'complete' and 'finished.' Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand."
Mr. Balgobin's response: "When you marry the right woman, you are 'complete.' If you marry the wrong woman, you are 'finished.' And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are 'completely finished.'"
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

There is so much truth in this statement!!!

 

[downlinx]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[SEIndSAM]

What is Dick's user name on INGO???

 

[actaeon277]

What is Dick's user name on INGO???

Which shell account?

 

[actaeon277]