I love Adam's twisted sense of humor. - Imgur
This office does not condone "eliminating" any ex's or other miscreants that is all.
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That's funny...
I love Adam's twisted sense of humor. - Imgur
This office does not condone "eliminating" any ex's or other miscreants that is all.
Mine is a toss-up between "You will be hungry again in an hour.", "That wasn't chicken.", and "Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese fortune cookie factory!"
Admittedly, I've never SEEN any of those in an actual fortune cookie....
Of course, we all know the Fortune Cookie Game: Whatever the dang thing reads, add the words, "...in bed." to the end of it, but I found one that makes that game not work:
"See if you can learn anything from the children."
For those interested: Fortune Cookie Quotes - Fortune Cookie Database
Blessings,
Bill
I had one once that said: "Still hungry? eat another Fortune Cookie!"