The Funny Pic Thread, Part 4

[downlinx]

 

[sharkey]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[JetGirl]

 

[CathyInBlue]

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H[SUB]2[/SUB]O was H[SUB]2[/SUB]SO[SUB]4[/SUB].

 

[findingZzero]

I'm a chemist. Took me a second, but I get it.

 

[JetGirl]

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
For what he thought was H[SUB]2[/SUB]O was H[SUB]2[/SUB]SO[SUB]4[/SUB].

Acid Rock

 

[Caleb]

I'm a chemist. Took me a second, but I get it.

I am not a chemist and I got it quickly...maybe I should be come a chemist...

 

[Fishersjohn48]

While I am not a chemist I do get the joke however Hydrogen Peroxide is really not poisonous to the point that the individual would bleed out orally. A little stomach upset, maybe difficulty breathing, possibly. Sudden death? Not so much.....

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

More of a chemistry hobbyist, I always liked to mix solutions of C2H6O with other things to test the results. They were remarkably consistent. Actually, H2O2 in concentrated form is corrosive, and if you swallow it you very likely will have blood coming out your mouth as you die. The stuff you buy at the drug store is a weak solution, like 3%.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

More of a chemistry hobbyist, I always liked to mix solutions of C2H6O with other things to test the results. They were remarkably consistent. Actually, H2O2 in concentrated form is corrosive, and if you swallow it you very likely will have blood coming out your mouth as you die. The stuff you buy at the drug store is a weak solution, like 3%.

good point overlooked that

 

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[nipprdog]

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[findingZzero]

More of a chemistry hobbyist, I always liked to mix solutions of C2H6O with other things to test the results. They were remarkably consistent. Actually, H2O2 in concentrated form is corrosive, and if you swallow it you very likely will have blood coming out your mouth as you die. The stuff you buy at the drug store is a weak solution, like 3%.

The concentrated stuff is 30%. I've worked with it. Ouch. Rocket fuel.

 

[mike45]

i am a farmer got it .........got it real good

 

[Llamaguy]

H2O2 joke:




Two scientists walk into a bar


The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”


The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”


The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

 

[Caleb]

H2O2 joke:




Two scientists walk into a bar


The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”


The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”


The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

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