The Denny Award thread

[bulletsmith]

Poor Denny...

 

[mbills2223]

This thread is shallow and pedantic

 

[bulletsmith]

[h=2]Definition of PEDANTIC[/h]1
: of, relating to, or being a pedant(see pedant)

2
: narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned


[h=1]pedant[/h]




noun ped·ant \ˈpe-d[SUP]ə[/SUP]nt\
: a person who annoys other people by correcting small errors and giving too much attention to minor details

 

[mbills2223]

[h=2]Definition of PEDANTIC[/h]1
: of, relating to, or being a pedant(see pedant)

2
: narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned


[h=1]pedant[/h]




noun ped·ant \ˈpe-d[SUP]ə[/SUP]nt\
: a person who annoys other people by correcting small errors and giving too much attention to minor details

It's a Family Guy reference...Denny.

 

[bulletsmith]

It's a Family Guy reference...Denny.

Lol, I thought the act of posting the definition fit quite nicely.

 

[vitamink]

Congrats Pudly. Welcome to the club.

If you're starting your sentence with a know-it-all "well actually", then you're probably about to Denny up a thread with your annoying pompous yet tactically succinct knowledge of the subject.

 

[Denny347]

Poor Denny...

Nah...

 

[Denny347]

If you're starting your sentence with a know-it-all "well actually", then you're probably about to Denny up a thread with your annoying pompous yet tactically succinct knowledge of the subject.

 

[pudly]

If you're starting your sentence with a know-it-all "well actually", then you're probably about to Denny up a thread with your annoying pompous yet tactically succinct knowledge of the subject.

 

[Bigtanker]

You win the Internet today Pudly.

 

[chezuki]

Well, I guess I'm in...

 

[451_Detonics]

probably one of the original "Denny" threads...not from this forum but so damn funny

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[jamil]

probably one of the original "Denny" threads...not from this forum but so damn funny

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

That was entertaining. Thanks for posting.

 

[vitamink]

probably one of the original "Denny" threads...not from this forum but so damn funny

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

I feel I need to thank a mall commando for preserving my ass virginity. Everything about that was awesome. I bet they know how to party like rock stars.

 

[JettaKnight]

probably one of the original "Denny" threads...not from this forum but so damn funny

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[Mark-DuCo]

probably one of the original "Denny" threads...not from this forum but so damn funny

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

I just finished reading that whole page, and all I can say is wow. It was hilarious.

 

[Birds Away]

Gecko45, the original Mall Ninja.

 

[jamil]

I kinda have issues believing it's true. I mean, how delusional can he be? Here are some of my faves.

"I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but Ill tell you what its no podunk mall either."


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"Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day. My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job."
​

"Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and a hit in the knee will be relatively simple from the second floor. But they all get a warning first, we do not simply shoot shoplifters unless they resist violently."
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"You do not understand how difficult our job is, or you would be grateful for this warning you have been given-whether you are on SPECOPS’s turf, or on mine, you will not repeat not act up with iniquity."
​

It's comedy gold. I just don't believe it's true.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I kinda have issues believing it's true. I mean, how delusional can he be? Here are some of my faves.

"I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but Ill tell you what its no podunk mall either."


​

"Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day. My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job."
​

"Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and a hit in the knee will be relatively simple from the second floor. But they all get a warning first, we do not simply shoot shoplifters unless they resist violently."
​

"You do not understand how difficult our job is, or you would be grateful for this warning you have been given-whether you are on SPECOPS’s turf, or on mine, you will not repeat not act up with iniquity."
​

It's comedy gold. I just don't believe it's true.

Every time I read it:

 

[451_Detonics]

I kinda have issues believing it's true. I mean, how delusional can he be? Here are some of my faves.

"I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but Ill tell you what its no podunk mall either."


​

"Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day. My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job."
​

"Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and a hit in the knee will be relatively simple from the second floor. But they all get a warning first, we do not simply shoot shoplifters unless they resist violently."
​

"You do not understand how difficult our job is, or you would be grateful for this warning you have been given-whether you are on SPECOPS’s turf, or on mine, you will not repeat not act up with iniquity."
​

It's comedy gold. I just don't believe it's true.

I was there on the forum for a good bit of it...was it a long and elaborate put on? Don't know, but the responses from the forum members were priceless...I wish all the responses had been saved but sadly they weren't.