I have two unmentionables, one has sentimental value from and old friend, and one I traded for that was Larry Vickers, used by him in training classes, that has one of the earliest red dots commercially available on it.I'm pretty sure that if a 40 year old felt the regular nagging pains I feel, they would think they were dying and call 911.
Now about the all-black, squared-shape, thing that goes bang? I aquired something with that description, only so I would know how soulless it truly was. Now back to to the magnificent Ceskoslovenska Zbrojovka!