Text msg from my GF

[Cwood]

Are you hitting on my girlfriend

Can we?

 

[alwalker84]

Im thinking...

 

[rmabrey]

Are you hitting on my girlfriend

no but since we both live in evansville i can if you want me to

 

[PatriotPride]

I had a roommate last year who made it a point to get up at the butt-crack of dawn every day...and shave EVERY last hair below the neck off his body off and onto the bathroom floor. When I say "every" I mean "every"...I wish I had known that BEFORE we signed a lease together

 

[paddling_man]

You mean like the fajitas are going to be spicey? Mmmmm, fajitas.

Cat fajitas... Sounds fishy.

I had a roommate last year who made it a point to get up at the butt-crack of dawn every day...and shave EVERY last hair below the neck off his body off and onto the bathroom floor. When I say "every" I mean "every"...I wish I had known that BEFORE we signed a lease together

I had a manufacturer rep from Canada that clearly shaved his arms. He was here on a couple of visits. He made me uncomfortable... I thought it was a Canadian thing.

 

[Archbishop]

LMAO. I can't believe she asked. I totally used my husbands trimmer on my dogs once. He found out though...It wasn't pretty. lol

This is too funny.
I'd have to beat my wife back into the kitchen if she tried this...........

 

[midget]

I had a roommate last year who made it a point to get up at the butt-crack of dawn every day...and shave EVERY last hair below the neck off his body off and onto the bathroom floor. When I say "every" I mean "every"...I wish I had known that BEFORE we signed a lease together

Time to lock a Roomba in the bathroom....

 

[Rookie]

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Cat is a polite word women sometimes use for anatomical body parts. Therefor if she's trimming her cat, you might be in luck. Geez, am I the only pervert on this site? And we'll need pics!

I understand the slang term, but "cat's neck"?

An aerosmith song come to mind...

 

[snorko]

I understand the slang term, but "cat's neck"?

An aerosmith song come to mind...

Please note, she wrote cats' necks. If it's slang, there's more than one and I am confused.

 

[IndyMonkey]

Cats neck would the area between the ###### and the #######.

Taint it?

 

[jmiller676]

Cats neck would the area between the ###### and the #######.

Taint it?

LMAO!!!!

repped!

 

[snorko]

Cats neck would the area between the ###### and the #######.

Taint it?

I need to really make sure SHE does not see this thread.