Text msg from my GF

[snorko]

Received this a moment ago. At first I thought and , then I tought .

"Would you like me to make you dinner tonight? Chicken fajitas and mexican rice?...Can I borrow your beard trimmer to shave my cats’ necks? If not it’s cool."

 

[E5RANGER375]

LOL. what a let down. wait till you get married, then the dinner part will disapear. my wife cant cook. I keep the local restaurants in business since we eat out everyday.

 

[Pami]

She's bribing you with dinner! Offer you something great, and then ask you a weird oddball question that you'll likely say no to. BUT IT'S DINNER, MAN!!

 

[shawkpilot]

If "cat's neck" is code for something else, you may be in for a real good time!

 

[RachelMarie]

LMAO. I can't believe she asked. I totally used my husbands trimmer on my dogs once. He found out though...It wasn't pretty. lol

 

[ISHOOTHST'S]

cat fajitas.

 

[Bill of Rights]

cat fajitas.

http://www.themontyminute.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/chinese_20restaurant_20sign.jpg

 

[rmabrey]

what?

 

[snorko]

LMAO. I can't believe she asked. I totally used my husbands trimmer on my dogs once. He found out though...It wasn't pretty. lol

It's only right, since the trimmer was a gift from her to begin with.

She's bribing you with dinner! Offer you something great, and then ask you a weird oddball question that you'll likely say no to. BUT IT'S DINNER, MAN!!

And her fajitas are the cat's meow!

If "cat's neck" is code for something else, you may be in for a real good time!

You mean like the fajitas are going to be spicey? Mmmmm, fajitas.

 

[jclark]

If "cat's neck" is code for something else, you may be in for a real good time!

This is what I'm thinking.
Why in the hell would you want to shave a cat's neck?

 

[IndyMonkey]

We are going to need pics of girlfriend. Sorry it's the rules

 

[littletommy]

Its funny you posted this, I just had some of my wifes spicey fajita.


Seriously, we went to Don Pablos for lunch, and I was still hungry after finishing my meal, so I ate the rest of her fajitas.....Why is everybody looking at me like that?

 

[jclark]

Its funny you posted this, I just had some of my wifes spicey fajita.


Seriously, we went to Don Pablos for lunch, and I was still hungry after finishing my meal, so I ate the rest of her fajitas.....Why is everybody looking at me like that?

Is this what we're calling it now?

 

[shawkpilot]

Cat is a polite word women sometimes use for anatomical body parts. Therefor if she's trimming her cat, you might be in luck. Geez, am I the only pervert on this site? And we'll need pics!

 

[printcraft]

Cat is a polite word women sometimes use for anatomical body parts. Therefor if she's trimming her cat, you might be in luck. Geez, am I the only pervert on this site? And we'll need pics!

Whatever floats ur boat man.

 

[snorko]

We are going to need pics of girlfriend. Sorry it's the rules

She's the one on the left...

 

[jedi]

Ohh leave it to printcraft to show off the pics. LOL!!!

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[rmabrey]

i want some spicy fajita

 

[hornadylnl]

Does she have any cats?

 

[snorko]

i want some spicy fajita

Are you hitting on my girlfriend