Pffft, I have all kinds of tricks. I always dress like this when I go South:
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English secret agent caught south o' the Mason-Dixon impehsonatin' the Colonel. Mmm, mmm. Yo chahrges will be compound- ah say, compounded with espionage and possibly high treason aginst the Confedracee.