Sweat

[360]

I am sitting outside doing literally absolutely nothing and sweat is running down my Intergluteal cleft.

This sucks.

 

[Fletch]

Swamp ass alert! Whoop whoop!

 

[ATOMonkey]

ewwwww....

I'm sitting inside and the A/C is actually a little cold. I think I need a sweater.

 

[360]

It's days like this you don't ever have to go pee, because you just pee through your skin.

 

[ATM]

...sweat is running down my crack.

Maybe it's time for a vacation?

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[360]

Or maybe I will just peruse through the Butt Blog

 

[tnek]

Try working in a hot ass factory and near ovens that are 400 degrees and hot water/chemical dip tanks the size of a swimming pool. Im to the point I cant carry my wallet cause it gets as wet as if it were in the washer.

 

[infidel]

INGO swim & shoot?

 

[ATOMonkey]

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

 

[kedie]

An ice cold beverage from Burger King usually helps with that.

 

[IndyMonkey]

I like it when I sweat so much my pants and underware start drooping. Then 2 hours later I get a nice rash by my boys.

 

[shibumiseeker]

I am sitting outside doing literally absolutely nothing and sweat is running down my Intergluteal cleft.

This sucks.

You sure that's sweat, sweet cheeks?

 

[Ogre]

I like it when I sweat so much my pants and underware start drooping. Then 2 hours later I get a nice rash by my boys.

2 words : Baby Powder

 

[ATOMonkey]

My brother was approached by one of his boots complaining of chaffing "down there."

His response, "Congratulations, you've given yourself diaper rash. Go down to the PX, get some butt paste and baby powder. Apply liberally."

 

[Redskinsfan]

My brother was approached by one of his boots complaining of chaffing "down there."

His response, "Congratulations, you've given yourself diaper rash. Go down to the PX, get some butt paste and baby powder. Apply liberally."

Can you feel the love?

I enjoy hearing the comments that come from some of the DIs, they are sometimes hilarious.

Terry

 

[ATOMonkey]

He also advised him to wipe his ass more thoroughly and carry baby wipes for when he has to in a hole outside.

 

[Mr. Habib]

I like it when I sweat so much my pants and underware start drooping. Then 2 hours later I get a nice rash by my boys.

I've heard that you can get a rash like that from midgets, however it's not from sweat.

 

[hornadylnl]

I work in a hot factory. I get tired of people constantly whining about the heat. I think I'm going to start telling them that every time they complain about the heat, the temperature drops 1 degree.

I wear a long sleeve t shirt year round and will usually wear a sweatshirt over that until it reaches at least 65. I always get comments about how they don't understand why I wear long sleeve shirts. I get tired of scrubbing grease off of my arms.

I'd rather be in an all out sweat than just sticky. The boys don't stick as bad then. I welded for 6 years and wore a leather cape sleeve. I'd sweat it completely through and not work under a fan.

 

[ATOMonkey]

Can you feel the love?

I enjoy hearing the comments that come from some of the DIs, they are sometimes hilarious.

Terry

Day of TBS graduation, officers are assigned their MOS.

The colonel addressed the officers saying, "Some of you have been assigned the MOS you desired. Congratulations! To those of you who did not get your desired MOS, the Marine Corps has this to say, 'F*** YOU!!'"

All tongue in cheeck of course.

 

[printcraft]

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