Stop rubbing my gun!!!!!

[Concerned Citizen]

I just dont see why you would need a weapon there? Didn't you notice the security guard at the front door??? He wasn't armed, or have a stick, or have a radio, or even a whistle in case he got scared. Oh, wait, I think i just answered my own question.

You and I just may have been the only ones there!

 

[hooky]

You have to pay extra for that?

 

[Hayseed_40]

If you OC, then ATM will give the message.

 

[Que]

If you OC, then ATM will give the message.

What message?

 

[Que]

I just dont see why you would need a weapon there? Didn't you notice the security guard at the front door??? He wasn't armed, or have a stick, or have a radio, or even a whistle in case he got scared. Oh, wait, I think i just answered my own question.

You and I just may have been the only ones there!

I thought I was going to need it to get my wife away from the guy selling the room heaters.

 

[MortonMan]

That would be the weirdest experience, to have someone else touching my gun while I'm still wearing it. It would almost be as weird as them touching the other gun. I have to say weird because I'm married.

 

[youngda9]

Bow Chica Wow Wow ...

 

[Hayseed_40]

What message?

That and a masage (what can I say - I am a hoosier)

 

[Zimm1001]

....This is my rifle this is my gun.... this is for fighting this is for fun... lololol sorry just popped into my head while reading this

 

[singlesix]

.

 

[Que]

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Yeah, and leave it like that, too!

 

[singlesix]

Yeah, and leave it like that, too!

Well it's easy to get into the "gun club talk mode"; problem is that sometimes there are children at the gun clubs, so I decided I better just clean up my act and not worry about who hears me talk.

 

[ATM]

What message?

Probably something like, "Don't shoot the messager."

 

[VERT]

Probably something like, "Don't shoot the messager."

I might have to consider this as a sig line. Right after Stop Rubbing my Gun!!!!!!

 

[Fordtough25]

I stopped in the home and garden show with my wife (thanks for the tickets Concern Citizen). We went by one of the vendors that does massages and the lady was supposed to be rubbing my back, but seemed to enjoy rubbing on my gun. At first, I thought she was trying to determine if it was a gun so she could report me, but she didn't. I'm glad I use a proper holster or she definitely could have squeezed off a round in the Convention Center. Maybe she was trying to see if it was a real 1911 or a wanna-be 1911. Who knows, she could have been one of JetGirl's minions.

That's some funny stuff Que!

 

[RangeJunkie]

I stopped in the home and garden show with my wife (thanks for the tickets Concern Citizen). We went by one of the vendors that does massages and the lady was supposed to be rubbing my back, but seemed to enjoy rubbing on my gun. At first, I thought she was trying to determine if it was a gun so she could report me, but she didn't. I'm glad I use a proper holster or she definitely could have squeezed off a round in the Convention Center. Maybe she was trying to see if it was a real 1911 or a wanna-be 1911. Who knows, she could have been one of JetGirl's minions.

Hey be careful, the mods are everywhere.

Oh wait.....

 

[goinggreyfast]

Hey be careful, the mods are everywhere.

Oh wait.....

So are "The Minions"

 

[Hammerhead]

So are "The Minions"

 

[rugertoter]

I stopped in the home and garden show with my wife (thanks for the tickets Concern Citizen). We went by one of the vendors that does massages and the lady was supposed to be rubbing my back, but seemed to enjoy rubbing on my gun. At first, I thought she was trying to determine if it was a gun so she could report me, but she didn't. I'm glad I use a proper holster or she definitely could have squeezed off a round in the Convention Center. Maybe she was trying to see if it was a real 1911 or a wanna-be 1911. Who knows, she could have been one of JetGirl's minions.

Oh man, thats just strange.

 

[goinggreyfast]

Somehow I pictured them as little monkeys with guns. I dont' know why...