Stop rubbing my gun!!!!!

[Que]

I stopped in the home and garden show with my wife (thanks for the tickets Concern Citizen). We went by one of the vendors that does massages and the lady was supposed to be rubbing my back, but seemed to enjoy rubbing on my gun. At first, I thought she was trying to determine if it was a gun so she could report me, but she didn't. I'm glad I use a proper holster or she definitely could have squeezed off a round in the Convention Center. Maybe she was trying to see if it was a real 1911 or a wanna-be 1911. Who knows, she could have been one of JetGirl's minions.

 

[SEIndSAM]

Good thing she wasn't a 5 year old girl!!!

 

[hoosierdoc]

At least she wasn't touching your rifle!

 

[goinggreyfast]

Maybe she was just happy to see you Buddy.

Also, I have heard of JetGirl's minions, but they must be real stealthy, cause I have yet to actually see one. Where was this massage table again???

Heck, I probably would have to have a 1911 anyway---nevermind...

 

[VERT]

And that is why I don't let the ladies rub all over me. I am afraid they might squeeze one off. Yeah that is my story and I am sticking to it.

 

[jblomenberg16]

Wow, seems like things have changed a bit since the last time I was at this show. Massage therapists that rub your gun? Sounds like a great time to me!

 

[goinggreyfast]

And that is why I don't let the ladies rub all over me. I am afraid they might squeeze one off. Yeah that is my story and I am sticking to it.

Yeah, those public AD's can really suck, huh?

 

[JetGirl]

Who knows, she could have been one of JetGirl's minions.

Also, I have heard of JetGirl's minions, but they must be real stealthy, cause I have yet to actually see one.

Ya just never know.

 

[VERT]

Where was this massage table again???

Que's Happy Ending Massages located at 123 Big Stick Lane, Indianapolis

Wow, seems like things have changed a bit since the last time I was at this show. Massage therapists that rub your gun? Sounds like a great time to me!

Not really please see the remark below. It isn't that the AD is bad just really embarrassing and not something I feel comfortable talking about on the internet.

Yeah, those public AD's can really suck, huh?

Oh and neg rep for goinggreyfast. You should know by now that there is no such thing as an AD, they are all preventable and therefor considered NDs. Guns don't jsut go off by themselves.......Or maybe they do. I don't know that must have been another thread.

 

[goinggreyfast]

Oh and neg rep for goinggreyfast. You should know by now that there is no such thing as an AD, they are all preventable and therefor considered NDs. Guns don't jsut go off by themselves.......Or maybe they do. I don't know that must have been another thread.

Neg rep??? Dude, that just hurts.

 

[Que]

Man, I keep forgetting to put on my dirty mind before I post sometimes.

 

[VERT]

Man, I keep forgetting to put on my dirty mind before I post sometimes.

This from the guy that talks about how good the whitetail hunting is in Illinois.

 

[TheGhostRider]

I'm just glad your gun didn't discharge...
That could have been very embarrassing in public you know.

 

[JohnP82]

 

[Indy Wing Chun]

I've heard that if you think about baseball, you can reduce the likelihood of an AD/ND.

However, if your gun is well lubed, then you can't stop the inevitable.

 

[indykid]

I just want to get this straight, was she rubbing your gun or rubbing your firearm???

 

[goinggreyfast]

This from the guy that talks about how good the whitetail hunting is in Illinois.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Never let a massage therapist coonfinger your gun!

 

[Double T]

If you were in Fort Wayne, I'd say you were in for a happy ending

Sorry, it's been on the news quite a bit in the recent past

 

[Hayseed_40]

its not so much a problem of the gun going off (negligent discharge) as it is of the gun going before it should (premature discharge)