Oh, none of you..., Gee that's too bad.
I guess you weren't invited to the premier platinum members only social that happened today at around 2pm. I certainly didn't see any of you there. That must be because i am the ONLY premier platinum super member.
A little background:
I was invited over to the new and improved BG Firearms to check things out and give my final approval. As many of you know my opinion is highly sought after. After checking the specs and calculating lunar trajectories and configuring the muffler bearings I gave the final OK...you're all welcome. Another reason i was there was to pay Corey from SSNFA for the 1 off custom Noveske that you can't afford. You can read about it here.
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/class_iii_nfa/229948-300blk_8_2_custom_sbr_build.html
After a long talk with Greg, he denied my request to allow only that awesome 1% of society to use his amazing facility. I figured my argument, "the other 99% should be occupying a job", was spot on. He disagreed. So i figured i'd give you a run down of some of the neat features that apparently EVERYONE can use
The store portion itself is vast and expansive. I would think he could have 1 of every gun ever made and still have room on the walls. The choice of color for that room is blue. I assume that its to convey the feeling many of you will get when you see me purchasing several expensive firearms all while you're trying to put a used highpoint on layaway with your EBT card.
The range area is better than any i've seen and unfortunately NOT private. Good new though is there is a fee involved so hopefully it'll knock out 80% of you. The last lane is a little wider than the others which allows for a little extra maneuverability...think "futon seated" and "futon prone" tactical positioning. Though the range is public, don't even think to ask to use that lane...it's reserved at all times...trust me.
The range is so cool i nearly **** myself, which brings me to the bathroom areas which all ample room for some serious thinking time. After eating at the local chinese buffet, I immediately found myself Rhino lining the commode with such a fervor that they had to call in a young priest and an old priest incase an exorcism was necessary. The toilet took it like a champ and gets my seal of approval.
The SSNFA office was very cozy. My guess is it's like climbing into a sleeping bag with Corey to discuss suppressors. I didn't mind though. I'm told his inventory will be off the hook. He then hit me up for some money for the Noveske listed above.
Most importantly you can fit a classic fiero luxury sports coupe well within the confines of the parking spots without worry of dents or dings on the custom paint. I hung a sign up designating my spot but someone must have stolen it while i was in Corey's office.
NOTES:
Hopefully I've dissuaded at least some of you from stopping by. It probably wont be fun. With the economy the way it is and unemployment rates nowadays i just wouldn't risk it. stay home. However if you do stop by just to mill around and be in the way, please thoroughly sanitize yourself. Remember the far lane is not for you...ever.
I guess you weren't invited to the premier platinum members only social that happened today at around 2pm. I certainly didn't see any of you there. That must be because i am the ONLY premier platinum super member.
A little background:
I was invited over to the new and improved BG Firearms to check things out and give my final approval. As many of you know my opinion is highly sought after. After checking the specs and calculating lunar trajectories and configuring the muffler bearings I gave the final OK...you're all welcome. Another reason i was there was to pay Corey from SSNFA for the 1 off custom Noveske that you can't afford. You can read about it here.
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/class_iii_nfa/229948-300blk_8_2_custom_sbr_build.html
After a long talk with Greg, he denied my request to allow only that awesome 1% of society to use his amazing facility. I figured my argument, "the other 99% should be occupying a job", was spot on. He disagreed. So i figured i'd give you a run down of some of the neat features that apparently EVERYONE can use
The store portion itself is vast and expansive. I would think he could have 1 of every gun ever made and still have room on the walls. The choice of color for that room is blue. I assume that its to convey the feeling many of you will get when you see me purchasing several expensive firearms all while you're trying to put a used highpoint on layaway with your EBT card.
The range area is better than any i've seen and unfortunately NOT private. Good new though is there is a fee involved so hopefully it'll knock out 80% of you. The last lane is a little wider than the others which allows for a little extra maneuverability...think "futon seated" and "futon prone" tactical positioning. Though the range is public, don't even think to ask to use that lane...it's reserved at all times...trust me.
The range is so cool i nearly **** myself, which brings me to the bathroom areas which all ample room for some serious thinking time. After eating at the local chinese buffet, I immediately found myself Rhino lining the commode with such a fervor that they had to call in a young priest and an old priest incase an exorcism was necessary. The toilet took it like a champ and gets my seal of approval.
The SSNFA office was very cozy. My guess is it's like climbing into a sleeping bag with Corey to discuss suppressors. I didn't mind though. I'm told his inventory will be off the hook. He then hit me up for some money for the Noveske listed above.
Most importantly you can fit a classic fiero luxury sports coupe well within the confines of the parking spots without worry of dents or dings on the custom paint. I hung a sign up designating my spot but someone must have stolen it while i was in Corey's office.
NOTES:
Hopefully I've dissuaded at least some of you from stopping by. It probably wont be fun. With the economy the way it is and unemployment rates nowadays i just wouldn't risk it. stay home. However if you do stop by just to mill around and be in the way, please thoroughly sanitize yourself. Remember the far lane is not for you...ever.
This thread is too awesome for me to be a part of, LOL. Sounds like a nice range and too bad I am to far south to check it out.
