Smarties Madness

[public servant]

Smarties-Candy-Snorting Epidemic in Schools | TIME.com

A 3rd grader was suspended from school for snorting Smarties candy powder. WTF???

Some of the comments are classic...

smarties are the gateway drug to sweet tarts, -fact
and we all know what happens when cindy comes to the club all jacked up on Da Tart.....

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Whatever you do, don't snort the orange juice.

 

[Stschil]

This Is No Laughing Matter!!
I started poppin' Smarties during Trick Or Treat when I was 7. Snorting didn't come far behind, then da Tart. By the end of the school year I was shootin' this stuff

between my toes so the track marks wouldn't be noticed when we had to dress for gym. It took a whole summer of Hugs replacement therapy

to get me clean.
Havent had anything stronger than a Tootsie Roll since 4th grade.

 

[Cpl. Klinger]

Maybe they're practicing for a career in politics?

 

[public servant]

I'll just stick to snorting Pixy Sticks. That way I eliminate carrying around the razor blade and the straw.

What a ****ing rush...

 

[KLB]

Suspended? Can't schools do anything else anymore?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Snorting smarties? How can you even look at a delicious smarties and shove it in your nose?

 

[Userdenied]

Smarties-Candy-Snorting Epidemic in Schools | TIME.com

A 3rd grader was suspended from school for snorting Smarties candy powder. WTF???

Some of the comments are classic...

In middle school I used to crush these up with a mortar and pestle and then fill cheap pens with the poweder and sell them to other kids for $0.50 each. It was a big craze to snort everything out of the pen because of the movie The Faculty. We do stupid things as kids!

 

[metaldog]

Don't snort the Pop Rock's candy!!! That's a mind blowing experience. so I've heard.

 

[Userdenied]

Don't snort the Pop Rock's candy!!! That's a mind blowing experience. so I've heard.

That sounds very very painful... Although funny to watch someone else do. :P

 

[Redtbird]

Not exactly the same thing, but try this sometime: Take a bite out of a ZERO bar and chew it up. Then, just as you start to swallow it and it's at the back of your mouth, take a big swig of Pepsi or Coca-Cola. This causes the candy bar to foam in your mouth. Weird feeling, tho!

I don't know, but can you still buy a ZERO bar?

Note: Not responsible for any side effects caused by this practice, but I'm still here.

Altho I've never tried one of these, I'm told a drink called a "Mud Slide" is similar. The mixtures of more than one type of liqueur causes the drink to thicken when 'chugged' all at once. Hmmmm...

 

[public servant]

Not exactly the same thing, but try this sometime: Take a bite out of a ZERO bar and chew it up. Then, just as you start to swallow it and it's at the back of your mouth, take a big swig of Pepsi or Coca-Cola. This causes the candy bar to foam in your mouth.

My wife does a trick something like that all the time.

My last day here I'll post a video of it.

 

[sepe]

During a few rougher points in my life, I've been known to go through a couple of these a weekend. Lowest point in my life, I woke up from a mad crash with blue boogers I knew something had to change.

Ever since, I've been at about 2 packs of these a day (but I'm not an addict).

Not exactly the same thing, but try this sometime: Take a bite out of a ZERO bar and chew it up. Then, just as you start to swallow it and it's at the back of your mouth, take a big swig of Pepsi or Coca-Cola. This causes the candy bar to foam in your mouth. Weird feeling, tho!

I don't know, but can you still buy a ZERO bar?

Note: Not responsible for any side effects caused by this practice, but I'm still here.

Yeah, you can still get Zero bars. I've never had them before but I've seen them.
Altho I've never tried one of these, I'm told a drink called a "Mud Slide" is similar. The mixtures of more than one type of liqueur causes the drink to thicken when 'chugged' all at once. Hmmmm...

 

[Trigger Time]

My wife does a trick something like that all the time.

My last day here I'll post a video of it.

LMAO!!! Ah, it's been a long time since I've had a DR Pepper **. my wife won't do it

 

[Spencir]

I don't know, but can you still buy a ZERO bar?

You can usually find them in vending machines at rest stops.

 

[public servant]

Don't snort the Pop Rock's candy!!! That's a mind blowing experience. so I've heard.

 

[chezuki]

CompTac is going to be investigated for suspicion of inter-state trafficking.

 

[RedneckReject]

Not exactly the same thing, but try this sometime: Take a bite out of a ZERO bar and chew it up. Then, just as you start to swallow it and it's at the back of your mouth, take a big swig of Pepsi or Coca-Cola. This causes the candy bar to foam in your mouth. Weird feeling, tho!

I don't know, but can you still buy a ZERO bar?

Note: Not responsible for any side effects caused by this practice, but I'm still here.

Altho I've never tried one of these, I'm told a drink called a "Mud Slide" is similar. The mixtures of more than one type of liqueur causes the drink to thicken when 'chugged' all at once. Hmmmm...

I actually might try that. I love Zero bars. And yes you can still buy them. What I can't seem to find anywhere is a Sugar Daddy (go ahead...I know you're dying to make the joke even though you know what I meant). Those things are amazing.

 

[sepe]

You should be able to find some Sugar Daddies at Walmart. Possibly Dollar General too.

 

[RedneckReject]

You should be able to find some Sugar Daddies at Walmart. Possibly Dollar General too.

No go. Tried that