A few days ago we came home from an all day adventure and my back yard smelled like a bunch of skunks got together and had a skunk orgy. I had just assumed my wife's cat had gotten into an epic battle with a skunk and came out a loser.
Well, tonight, I walked out onto the back porch and scared away what I thought was my wife's pet demon. It startled me at first as her demon doesn't usually scurry off. Instead, it sits there starting at me with its dead eyes.
Intrigued, I peeked around the corner and came face to face with a giant skunk. Yes, I ran and jumped on top of my car. Don't judge. Skunks are worse than demons. They look similar and act similar but are equipped with concoction of death that squirts out of their butt.
Once I determined it was safe, I jumped off my car and ran inside to get my rifle. I didn't make it back in time to launch an all out assault. Needless to say, I'm sure it will return now that it has a taste for cat food.
My question to you fine ladies and gentlemen; how do I rid my self of Satan's spawn?
Well, tonight, I walked out onto the back porch and scared away what I thought was my wife's pet demon. It startled me at first as her demon doesn't usually scurry off. Instead, it sits there starting at me with its dead eyes.
Intrigued, I peeked around the corner and came face to face with a giant skunk. Yes, I ran and jumped on top of my car. Don't judge. Skunks are worse than demons. They look similar and act similar but are equipped with concoction of death that squirts out of their butt.
Once I determined it was safe, I jumped off my car and ran inside to get my rifle. I didn't make it back in time to launch an all out assault. Needless to say, I'm sure it will return now that it has a taste for cat food.
My question to you fine ladies and gentlemen; how do I rid my self of Satan's spawn?