IBTL! (maybe)
I can't believe you "men" are using Macs. Enjoying your coffee with anything in it other than coffee grinds? It's only justifiable if you use it for music or photo editing. All other must obtain Chuck Norris manliness.
And to you with chicks and guns... where is the trigger finger discipline!? For shame!
Thought you might enjoy this
My Macs are perfect for everything a Windows machine can't do well... Internet, email, music, photos, movies