Scutter01's Inquisition - #9 The Custom Planet

[Scutter01]

You have an opportunity to design and build your own planet. What material(s) do you make it out of?


I would make it entirely out of Nerf, with cherry Jell-O for the polar ice caps.

There would be no waiting for the elevator when you can just jump out the window. Mining for Nerf ore would carry no risk of fatal cave-ins. The drive to work becomes a game of bumper cars every day!

 

[Pami]

You are on the serious side of broken. Me, personally, I'm going to contract my planet building out to the white mice. They did alright with Earth. In the meantime, I'm going to keep feeding the dolphins to make sure they stick around.

 

[ATM]

My first thought was bacon. Bacon does not keep forever and a rancid rotting bacon planet seems bad.
The nerf planet sounds cool... until people pee on it. You'd never get that smell out.

I'll go with teflon. Planet teflon. Easy to clean.

 

[spasmo]

You have an opportunity to design and build your own planet. What material(s) do you make it out of?


I would make it entirely out of Nerf, with cherry Jell-O for the polar ice caps.

There would be no waiting for the elevator when you can just jump out the window. Mining for Nerf ore would carry no risk of fatal cave-ins. The drive to work becomes a game of bumper cars every day!

Nerf is not a renewable resource.... so your planet will not survive as long as it has with the mice ... (you go Pami!)

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[spasmo]

My first thought was bacon. Bacon does not keep forever and a rancid rotting bacon planet seems bad.
The nerf planet sounds cool... until people pee on it. You'd never get that smell out.

I'll go with teflon. Planet teflon. Easy to clean.

hehehe no, Teflon is bad... hehehe you have to keep birds and our sugar glider out of the kitchen when you are cooking on Teflon because of the chemicals...

next...

 

[rmcrob]

Whatever it is, it can't be edible, because it wouldn't be long before the whole planet was made of poop.

 

[indyjoe]

I would have to go with UHMW plastic. Something about Ultra High Molecular Weight sounds like it would attract everything in the universe.

Soon ALL WOULD BE MINE!!!

[evil laugh] Ahhh Hah hah hah.[/evil laugh]

 

[ATM]

Hmmm... well since we must have birds and sugar gliders on my planet...

Planet Kevlar!

 

[jsgolfman]

I go with Pami's idea. Plus, fjords are so nice.

 

[Pami]

I go with Pami's idea. Plus, fjords are so nice.

They really are.

 

[Scutter01]

I'll go with teflon. Planet teflon. Easy to clean.

I'd run around in my socks all day.

 

[jsgolfman]

They really are.

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[SavageEagle]

I'm no fun. My world would be a copy of earth, only half as big, and we would all live as the Native Americans did.

If I couldn't go that route, It'd be made of rubber. That way I wouldn't have to worry about asteroid strikes as they would just bounce off and hit your planets!

 

[Scutter01]

If I couldn't go that route, It'd be made of rubber. That way I wouldn't have to worry about asteroid strikes as they would just bounce off and hit your planets!

I would counter that by just not making my planet out of glue.

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

I'd choose a nice, relatively stable mixture of Iron, Oxygen, Silicon, Magnesium, Nickel, and Sulfer.

I'd really just LOVE to have a habitible atmosphere.

And an even atmospheric/surface temperature for good measure. This would be accomplished by having my planet roughly 93 million miles from an small-to-average G-series star. Some seasons would be nice...so I'd factor in a roughly 23.5 degree tilt from perpendicular, too.

My planet would probably go ahead and keep the "24-hour" rotation period and the "365-day" revolution period, too, for simplicity sake.

I'd also be sure to load the thing with plenty of Di-hydrogen monoxide, too.

Not original enough?

-J-

 

[Bubbajms]

I think I'd make a planet entirely of boiling lava (or would it be mag-ma??)

Then, somehow, I'd construct some sort of floating couch cushions that were impervious to the heat. But they'd sink if stood on long enough, right?? There'd be a tower that you'd climb down on, resembling a couch without any cushions on it, that didn't sink..

I don't have a name yet, I'm pretty certain that preschoolers would do well there, and the older you get the less fun it would be..

 

[ATM]

Not original enough?

-J-

Hmm... it just sounds too... "designed."





*rethinks Planet Kevlar*

 

[Scutter01]

I'd choose a nice, relatively stable mixture of Iron, Oxygen, Silicon, Magnesium, Nickel, and Sulfer.

I'd really just LOVE to have a habitible atmosphere.

And an even atmospheric/surface temperature for good measure. This would be accomplished by having my planet roughly 93 million miles from an small-to-average G-series star. Some seasons would be nice...so I'd factor in a roughly 23.5 degree tilt from perpendicular, too.

My planet would probably go ahead and keep the "24-hour" rotation period and the "365-day" revolution period, too, for simplicity sake.

I'd also be sure to load the thing with plenty of Di-hydrogen monoxide, too.

Not original enough?

-J-

Mr. I-can't-go-with-the-bit Guy

 

[SavageEagle]

Just give me Neverland and I'll be happy! LOL

 

[tyler34]

I'll go with teflon. Planet teflon. Easy to clean.

you do realize you'll be on media watch dog's lists for being armor piercing and cop killing.