Scutter01's Inquisition - #5 The Olympics

[Bigum1969]

Definitely javelin catching.

 

[ATM]

How about a luge and full-auto target combo? Olympic Drive-By Shooting.

 

[Bill of Rights]

 

[cougar_guy04]

IPSC style shooting.

How cool would it be to have an Olympic team held hostage, freed by another Olympic team?

Exactly. Hell some of those open class guns don't even look like guns. That should please some of the ultra-liberal european PC cry babies. It has more to do with the classic idea of the Olympics (things that make for a good warrior) than diving and trampoline.

I would also add maybe an NRA high power style long range shooting competition too.

Both of those are at the top of my list . . . just hope for a good internet feed, because NBC sure wouldn't run them during prime time.

 

[Dogman]

Catching a bull by the horns and holding on for ten seconds.

Keeping a bear from ******** in the woods using only a short stick.

 

[Benny]

I put a hole in the bottom of our pool liner when I was a kid. My dad was unhappy. Of course, the only Jarts on the market now are the pussified ones.

Just a handful of casualties and they had to recall them.

 

[Scutter01]

Just a handful of casualties and they had to recall them.

Just think of it as evolution in action.

 

[Panama]

Lawn dart roulette!
You stand inside a circle throw the damn thing straight up and................
Winners receive a gold plate (not some ***** ass dinky little medal) to cover the hole in the top of their......... 10 ring!

 

[turnandshoot4]

Lets break down this for what it is.

A peeing contest. For the whole world.

They should have a peeing contest.

 

[Scutter01]

(not some ***** ass dinky little medal)

I think Olympic medals should be made of chocolate.

 

[Scutter01]

Lets break down this for what it is.

A peeing contest. For the whole world.

They should have a peeing contest.

Distance, accuracy, or volume?

 

[ATM]

Lets break down this for what it is.

A peeing contest. For the whole world.

They should have a peeing contest.

I missed that event. Excellent suggestion, though!

 

[Cwood]

Distance, accuracy, or volume?

What about Freestyle?

 

[indyjoe]

Lets break down this for what it is.

A peeing contest. For the whole world.

They should have a peeing contest.

Do you start measuring from the front of the... err... Or the back of the... Uh... Nevermind.

 

[Benny]

Lets break down this for what it is.

A peeing contest. For the whole world.

They should have a peeing contest.

Where do I sign up?

Give me a 12-pack and I'll bring home Gold.

I've got the distance, volume, and length of time peeing on lock down.

Nobody will even remember who Michael Phelps is.

 

[Bigum1969]

Where do I sign up?

Give me a 12-pack and I'll bring home Gold.

I've got the distance, volume, and length of time peeing on lock down.

Nobody will even remember who Michael Phelps is.

 

[antsi]

Summer Biathalon:

This event combines cycling and IPSC style shooting. Competitors ride their bikes on a course that simulates urban bicycle riding; some street riding and some bike path riding.

Three times during the event, they are subjected to a simulated gang attack. Their bike is unexpectedly and suddenly stopped by a hidden wire, and multiple "assailant" silhouettes pop up. The competitor has to shoot the attackers, remount the bike, and resume the course.

Final score is a combination of time and shooting score. Minus points for hits on "bystander" silhouettes.

 

[Benny]

Wow, what a thread resurrection.

 

[Scutter01]

Wow, what a thread resurrection.

No no, you can't kill an Inquisition thread. They're forever!

 

[Benny]

What the heck was I thinking?