I would send Paris lol only because I've heard more stupid things about her.
Also, I duno if anyone has watched house of wax, but the most funniest part of the movie was of Paris dying lol. She died instantly in the movie...
I'm gonna have to say Paris. She's the one I just plain can't stand. Alhtough its hard to stand Nicole too, but she's at least trying to straighten herself out and is a mother now. I think the world just needs to be rid of both of them though,