Scutter01's Inquisition - #2 Alien overlords

[Scutter01]

Alien overlords have arrived and are threatening to destroy the Earth unless we sacrifice either Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie. Which one do you give them and why? (Difficulty: They'll only take one)

 

[JetGirl]

Easy. Superglue them together...between the two, they might fill one normal pair of pants and have almost one whole brain. I doubt the aliens would even catch the deception. If they do, just rip them apart and it's survival of the fittest after the skin peeling incident and internal organs spilling out.
Not that I've thought it through, or anything.

 

[Cwood]

Just pick one and then sacrifice the other in celebration for them taking the first one and not destroying the earth!

 

[Lars]

I'd give them Paris.

Nicole is likely to Darwin herself quickly enough as to not matter anyway.

 

[GetA2J]

If this was AR15.com... the standard answer would be:

BOTH!!! FTW!

 

[Disposable Heart]

I'd give them Paris.

Nicole is likely to Darwin herself quickly enough as to not matter anyway.

+1

 

[indyjoe]

I'd give them Paris. Either the city or the girl.

 

[epsylum]

Just give them one and just set the other afloat on a raft in the middle of the Atlantic just because.

 

[RogerB]

Sorry Alien Overlords, their a matched set and cannot be separated. In fact "today only" take them both and we'll even through in Lindsay Lohan to sweeten? the deal? opcorn2:

 

[Pami]

Sorry Alien Overlords, their a matched set and cannot be separated. In fact "today only" take them both and we'll even through in Lindsay Lohan to sweeten? the deal? opcorn2:

Let's give 'em Britney Spears, too, please?

 

[Lars]

Let's give 'em Britney Spears, too, please?

Another Darwin Award in the making.

 

[Fenway]

I'd give them Nicole because she is ugly

 

[Bill of Rights]

Let's give them Hitlery Clinton, Barry Obama, and Johnny McCain... then draft Ron Paul to re-start his campaign!

Hey, a guy can wish!

Blessings,
B

 

[Scutter01]

Necrobumping for the n00bs, to prepare for #16.

 

[steve666]

I'd give them Paris. Either the city or the girl.

All of the above, Paris (girl and city) and Nicole!!!

 

[IndyTech]

Alien overlords have arrived and are threatening to destroy the Earth unless we sacrifice either Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie. Which one do you give them and why? (Difficulty: They'll only take one)

DANG!! Thwarted an otherwise easy question..... I guess you sacrifice Paris because no one ever goes around quoting Nicole Richie into oblivion.

 

[sj kahr k40]

Nicole

 

[HandK]

How about we talk them into taking the Kardashians too!! the world would be a better place!!

 

[ATOMonkey]

Nicole is a mom now. Gotta go with Paris.

 

[printcraft]

Alien overlords have arrived and are threatening to destroy the Earth because of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Which one do you destroy for them and why? (Difficulty:you can destroy only one)

FTFY