Scutter01's Inquisition - #12 The Tiny Bear Conjecture

[Scutter01]

Imagine the most fearful, frightening animal on the planet. How small does it have to be before it's no longer scary, but has become cute and fuzzy?

Corollary: Pick a tiny animal and speculate on how big before it becomes something you don't want attacking you.

Difficulty: No baby animals. We're talking miniature versions of full-grown ones.

I'm gonna go with Grizzly Bear. I think a Grizzly the size of, say, a chihuahua would make an awesome pet.

 

[jclark]

I'm kinda scared of 800 pound women.....but I really like skinny ones!!!
Does that count?

 

[RachelMarie]

I think a Lion the size of a frog would be pretty cool. I'd be scared of it if it were as big as a chihuahua!

 

[RachelMarie]

I'm kinda scared of 800 pound women.....but I really like skinny ones!!!
Does that count?

Awe, man. I'd rep ya if I could. Too funny!

 

[paddling_man]

A siberian tiger the size of a 4 month old domestic house cat. Grown domestic cats, when they attack... say, your arm. It's like turning a cactus inside out and shoving your fist inside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0tiT7KlACM

I would say a flea, the size of a chihuahua, would scare the crap out of me.

 

[Benny]

I think a Chihuahua sized Grizzly would still be scary as heck to have around.

A goldfish sized Great White would be a nice addition to any saltwater tank.

An elephant sized goose would be a force to be reckoned with...Those things are vicious.

 

[Scutter01]

I think a Chihuahua sized Grizzly would still be scary as heck to have around.

I can't tell if that's a tiny bear or a giant mouse.

 

[RachelMarie]

I would say a flea, the size of a chihuahua, would scare the crap out of me.

No crap....yuck!

 

[Scutter01]

I would say a flea, the size of a chihuahua, would scare the crap out of me.

Are you kidding me? That would ROCK! Train it to attack your enemies! Can you imagine siccing a giant flea on a bad guy?!

 

[Dogman]

A leech the size of a full grown Boa constrictor.

 

[MoparMan]

That "thing" on Scutters hand would be terrible the size of a dog. I know because i had a savannah monitor and they get huge and are very mean.

 

[Scutter01]

That "thing" on Scutters hand would be terrible the size of a dog. I know because i had a savannah monitor and they get huge and are very mean.

You know Sydney's not a lizard, right?

 

[RachelMarie]

LMAO....


I think a spider would SUCK if it were the size of an elephant. I HATE spiders!

 

[MoparMan]

You know Sydney's not a lizard, right?

Now i do. Sorry to insult Sydney. Looked like one in the picture. Im such a dumb ____

 

[Scutter01]

Now i do. Sorry to insult Sydney. Looked like one in the picture. Im such a dumb ____

Heh...I couldn't tell if you were kidding or not. When the picture was first posted, there was a whole discussion where everyone thought he was a lizard.

 

[concrete dog]

dont feel bad

LMAO....


I think a spider would SUCK if it were the size of an elephant. I HATE spiders!

dont feel bad my 220 lb+ brother-in-law is a little 90lb girl when it comes to spiders no matter how big they are

 

[SC_Shooter]

How about a mosquito the size of a vulture? It could bite right through your arm.

 

[Dogman]

Heh...I couldn't tell if you were kidding or not. When the picture was first posted, there was a whole discussion where everyone thought he was a lizard.

Maybe he's a lizard in a really nice fur coat.

 

[paddling_man]

Maybe he's a lizard in a really nice fur coat.

Eewww... NEVER Google "furry lizard" and go to "Images." I didn't know folks were into stuff like that.

 

[Bigum1969]

I'd love a sasquatch that was the size of a baby.