Scutter01's Inquisition - #1 Death by cat

[Scutter01]

How many house cats would it take to take you down?

 

[Lars]

Just 1

 

[Zephri]

have to be at least 150.

 

[Pami]

Just 1

Agreed. I'm amazed I haven't gone head-first down the steps yet.

 

[Bill of Rights]

It all depends. How many reloads do I get?

 

[Pami]

It all depends. How many reloads do I get?

My cat is sneakier and faster than your reloads, and you'd be in danger of shooting your own legs off if you aimed at him. Miraculously, he always seems to be *exactly* where my feet are.

 

[bigcraig]

I agree with Pami, it only takes one kitty to send you to your maker!

My cat, Kilo, seems to intentionally only go up and down the stair case when I do, causing me to dance the Jig. It is only a matter of time before I take a trip to the ER or morgue.

 

[VUPDblue]

Kitty kitty, meet Serbu Serbu...

 

[Scutter01]

What if they all attacked you at the same time? I'm thinking if they ganged up on me, I could only take out maybe a dozen with my bare hands, but if it were one or two at a time, I could go all day.

 

[Bill of Rights]

What if they all attacked you at the same time? I'm thinking if they ganged up on me, I could only take out maybe a dozen with my bare hands, but if it were one or two at a time, I could go all day.

Wouldn't that invoke the "Death of a Thousand Cuts"?

Blessings,
B

 

[trusite]

how many Molotov cocktails do i get??

 

[Scutter01]

how many Molotov cocktails do i get??

Bare hands.

 

[Bigum1969]

One cat could easily kick my a$$

 

[Turtle]

I have 3 cats! They are very dangerous! "Meow" Is the only thing you hear before they attack! I just hide in my shell till they leave.

 

[Dogman]

It would only take one, that's why I always make sure the cat is cooked well done, nothing worst than a half raw cat, that will make you sick!

 

[nighthawk80]

Our new kitten is freakishly sneaky. I'll be sitting on the couch when Poof the cat is sitting next to my head. I think that is its way of saying "if you give into my demands, I won't slit your throat while you sleep.

I'm getting kinda scared of her. Last night she "appeared" (mental note: she's using ninja magic) on the armrest of the couch, looked up at me and said "I can be anywhere at any time." Then she started to purr and walked away.

 

[Pami]

that is a beautiful picture. i love her eyes

 

[Disposable Heart]

If its a kitten, only one. They will win "my heart and mind" and use thier kitten powers to make me into a cat slave, or what I like to call a "Clave".

I could see where bleeding out would be an issue.

 

[Scutter01]

That kitten would make a delicious poptart.

 

[Cwood]

That kitten would make a delicious poptart.

I was thinking of Kitty Fried Steak